mellowinman
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Wed Jun-23-04 08:16 PM
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What is the difference between a Republican and a Moonie? |
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Anyone can play:
A Republican is someone who thinks you can find truth in the Washington Times.
A Moonie is someone who thinks you can find truth in the Washington Times WHEN THEY PRINT THAT REVEREND MOON IS THE SAVIOR.
A Republican is someone who thinks Bush is God.
A Moonie is someone who votes for Bush because REVEREND MOON SAYS TO, AND REVEREND MOON IS GOD.
A Republican believes in the sanctity of marriage, while fucking hookers.
A Moonie believes in the sanctity of marrige, WHILE TAKING PART IN MASS WEDDINGS AND FUCKING HOOKERS.
A Republican likes to have a nice car.
A Moonie likes to have a nice car, SO HE CAN GIVE IT TO REVEREND MOON.
A Republican is a manipulative, greedy moron.
A Moonie is a MANIPULATED MINDLESS ROBOT.
A Republican will rob you blind.
A Moonie will rob you blind AND GIVE YOUR LIFESAVINGS TO REVEREND MOON.
Anyone else?
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FlemingsGhost
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Wed Jun-23-04 08:26 PM
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1. Republicans idolize the son, Moonies worship a Moon. |
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Edited on Wed Jun-23-04 08:27 PM by DemsUnite
Both look like Uranus.
(edited for clarity)
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mellowinman
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Wed Jun-23-04 11:15 PM
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But they don't look like MY Anus!
(at least not on a good day!)
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