Evil Busheviks try to ban movie - when do they start banning books?

[ElementaryPenguin]

Books and movies that are not flattering to the Bushtapo WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! They are BASED ON LIES BY THE LEFT, ARE UNPATRIOTIC, and Congressman Delay has just introduced a bill in the House - that will BAN THEIR PROMOTION AND SALE ALTOGETHER! (how 'bout their possession?)

Ho-hum. Just another day in America. Who is Paris Hilton talking to (down to) there? What's going on with Scott Peterson? I don't like that Kerry guy's face. He looks so glum - such a downer. Is Michael Jackson screwed this time or what? I'm sick of the news. Switch it.

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[Frangible]

1. Careful now...

Speaking up is doubleplus ungood.

[evil_orange_cat]

2. link? proof? bill number?

where did you hear this? do you have a link to the specific bill? I'm searching house.gov and not finding anything.

[yorgatron]

3. i'm going to burn some ray bradbury books

strictly for the irony,of course...

[pocket]

4. what are you?

some kind of counter-revolutionary?

Off with your head.

[yorgatron]

5. i'm only going to burn the ones that have titles he stole

from someone else :evilgrin:

[Kat45]

6. Probably when more people start reading!

But they're too busy watching Paris Hilton to bother reading. If they know how to read. And since bush doesn't read, he probably doesn't even realize that some people do read.