I'd like to send good ole Dick an email...

[cease_fire]

So, what if...

Tomorrow morning, the Vice President woke up to a few hundred thousand emails with the subject line:

RE: Fuck You Too!

[e-mail]

or

http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/


Game on.

[jeff30997]

1. I'd like to send my dick an email...

But Brutus is not computer literate.:)


On edit: I think i'm gonna write to Cheney.Good idea!:evilgrin:

[gratuitous]

2. Or, a prim note of disapproval

No sense drawing the attention of guys who get to carry guns and shoot at whatever they see fit, as per their job description.

Something like, "I hardly think that's appropriate language for the Vice President of the United States."

[fdr_hst_fan]

3. Cheney won't care;

he'll probably tell YOU the same thing he told that unknown senator!

[gratuitous]

5. The senator was Patrick Leahy

And I figure if you copy a few news outlets with the email, old Crashcart just might start caring.

Hee, hee, hee. Talk about stepping on your dick.

[jeff30997]

4. I have a plan.

After sending the "Fuck You Too!" mail,i'm going to Cuba!:silly:

[The empressof all]

9. I sent an appropriate note

and demanded a public apology. My ears, my ears......

[cease_fire]

6. Here's something a bit more productive

"Mr. Vice President,
As a citizen, voter, and taxpayer, I have absolutely Zero tolerance for the kind of behavior that you displayed today on the Senate floor. Under no circumstances is this type of immature mudslinging acceptable. Frankly, it's counterproductive to articulated debate, and does nothing to improve the already tarnished reputation of our Executive Branch.

If these types of outbursts continue to be part and parcel of your "unifying vision", please expect a mandate from the citizens in this country in the form of their vote - not for you."

[GiovanniC]

7. If You Do That

Space out the letters, as so: F U C K YOU, TOO! That way their filters will be less likely to catch it.

[Ilsa]

8. No, Mr. Vice President, Fuck you." eom.