I got a letter from Dubya! Yeah!

[Mattforclark]

It had a beautiful glossy picture of Dubya and Laura. It now is promintently and proudly displayed in the bathroom, right by the toilet paper.

Dubya also asked for a donation to fight off the librul attacks against our dear leader. So I enclosed my $500 contribution of monopoly money, and thanked Dubya for the reminder to send an additional $100 to President Kerry, which I just did. I then put the letter in my mailbox, where it will be picked up by the USPS and shipped off to Virginia, where it will be opened by an entheusisatic young Bush-Cheney volunteer, who will then add my contribution letter to the list of postage costs payable from the Bush-Cheney campaign to the USPS.

[Vickers]

1. Hahahahaha!

Even Monopoly money is too good for that chowderhead.

And I can't believe I haven't gotten my letter yet.

:(

[Kukesa]

2. Monopoly money! Great idea! n/t

[ChickMagic]

3. You should have sent back

his postage paid envelope full of recruitment literature and applicatons for Jenna and Barbara to join the military. That's what I do whenever some repuke politician begs me for a contribution. There's two things I can be fairly certain about: a) they have kids and b) those kids aren't in the military.

[redqueen]

4. Have you ever voted Republican?

Are they just sending those out at random now? Could they be that desperate?

[Vickers]

6. I think that if you have ever REGISTERED independent you get one

Like, hey, I forgot that I donated to Georgie before! I better send some more!

:eyes:

[Mattforclark]

8. Nope

Registered as either a dem or an independent in Texas. (I don't remember which). Never voted for, or contributed to, a Republican for national/state office.

[CBHagman]

9. They sending them to registered Democrats (this one, at least)

I have no idea how they got my name, but a couple of months ago I received that big, nasty package containing the 8 X 10 glossy of Pickles and her spouse. The fundraising letter contained a bit of whining about how well-financed their opponents are.

A co-worker suggested I attach the reply envelope to a brick and mail it. I declined to do that, but I had fun tearing it up.

[Longhorn]

11. I have never been anything but a registered Democrat.

I got one of those letters, too. I figured it's because I live in an area that is mostly Republican so they just figure it's worth it to send them to everyone. Mine went in the trash. I'm not nearly as creative, though I'll try to remember some of these ideas if I get another one!

[DarkPhenyx]

5. You should have attached it to a brick.

They charge by the pound on those return envelopes you know.

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. Heehee. :^D

[truthspeaker]

10. Got a scanner? I'd love a digital copy of that photo!