WAIT FOR IT: By Next Week, Zarqawi Will Have Orchestrated 9/11

[matcom]

bet me $$

go ahead.

i am waiting for Judy Woodruff to all but declare Zaqawi the 'mastermind' behind 9/11

any takers?

name your price :eyes:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

1. Who were the bad guy(s) in 1984 again? Emmanuel Goldstein?

Was there more than one?

[arcane1]

3. that's the one

Osama bin Goldstein

[NMDemDist2]

2. i'm not biting matcom, your crystal ball works too well too often eom

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. Hey he still owes us a beer cause Rummy's still in office. Maybe a rum

and coke would be more appropriate. I will have to go up to Beantown and collect sometime. My college homey lives in Brookline. Surely he will have a couch that I can crash on.

[montanacowboy]

5. Isn't that the guy who was dead...

no..wait...had his leg cut off in Baghdad?...no wait, still has two legs....wait, he is still alive...

actually, it will be Bill Clinton and Al Zarqawi - they met in Prague and planned it all

[stopbush]

6. No, no, n-o-o-o! It was Michael Moore!! He wanted to make a movie

or something...

[lapfog_1]

8. But Michael Moore

hates us for our Freedoms... uhhh... Freedom Fries?

[Snow]

7. Whatever happened to that fiery young mullah who was

causing all the trouble in Fallujah? Or where was it? And what was his name? But I guess that guy is soooo last week.