Excellent Clinton book reviews on Amazon!

[carrowsboy]

These are so great! I love them! Time to add my own now...

5 Stars - Twelve years old with a mind of my own, June 24, 2004

"I just turned twelve last month, I am an above average student and evidently a better speller than most republicans. I personally think Bill Clinton is a very good president despite what the angry republicans say. I just finished the book and loved it! I think its time the "other party" pays credit where its due and stop giving all the credit to Ronald Reagan, who in my opinion should have been impeached for giving weapons to other countries; not Clinton for his personal life. "

5 Stars - Rove wants more 1 star reviews, June 24, 2004

"Look my fellow dittoheads, I had breakfast with Karl this morning. He wanted you all to know how much he appreciates all the hard work you folks have done getting the one-stars out there, but he wants you to turn up the power. We want to swamp this one, folks. Yes, we all know that the book is probably not that bad, and that in fact, it will surely be far superior to anything our man will put out after his term ends, but we really have to put the brakes on the momentum, people. It's already sold 2 million copies, and with Moore's attack flick coming out, we really need to go on the offensive. Karl, Karen, Dick, of course the President, and all the rest of us are counting on you to put out your one stars on this book. We realize that most of you do not possess the writing skills that are expected of people of your age, but it doesn't matter. Just write an angry little review....just say what's in your heart, no matter how illiterate it sounds. Remember how you felt when he was in office, with all his "visionary" ideas, and "progressive" initiatives, and the high-falutin' ways of him and his "Yale" educated "wife". Remember him biting his lip and trying to look all thoughtful whenever he was talking about the middle-east or the economy or race relations or something stupid like that? He was such a phony. And let's not forget the Lewinsky and the cigar. It made you sick. So just write about that. The important thing is to get that one-star out there. "

[RoyGBiv]

1. Excellent!

I just turned twelve last month, I am an above average student and evidently a better speller than most republicans.

That has to be one of the Best Lines Ever. :-)