SoDesuKa
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Sun Jun-27-04 02:17 PM
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The same Texas millionaires who are bankrolling an anti-Michael Moore film should go the rest of the way and start a theme park called Right Wing Land. Since a lot of right wingers live in some kind of la-la land anyhow, this proposal should be a natural.
One appealing pavilion at Right Wing Land is devoted to the revision of history. You can pick out the year you like and create events to suit you. You can pretend that subsequent events never happened! In History Land, the Clintons are found guilty in Whitewater. Gore actually loses. Colin Powell's speech at the U.N. is vindicated by the facts. Hans Blix finds weapons of mass destruction.
La la la la. Add your own . . .
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Sun Jun-27-04 02:23 PM
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1. LOL- Don't They Have Fox Already? |
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Edited on Sun Jun-27-04 02:23 PM by stepnw1f
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Sun Jun-27-04 02:27 PM
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2. Yep, the Big Spin a Whril World Ride! |
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That would be Faux. And Rove is the midway barker
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Sun Jun-27-04 02:27 PM
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3. They can have a fake Mt Rushmore with Reagan and Junior carved on it. |
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Instead of those damned "Commies" Lincoln and Jefferson. And it can be like the Matterhorn at Disneyland where the ride comes out of Junior's nose in a cloud of simulated cocaine and you splash down in a pool of oil. :evilgrin:
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Sun Jun-27-04 02:30 PM
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Edited on Sun Jun-27-04 02:30 PM by GinaMaria
Holy roller coaster.
Guess the fat cat's weight
view the world's smallest moral compass
Don't miss the Family Values Sex-capades on ice, featuring Jack Ryan, Phil Giordano, and the Gropenator.
Dress as a klansman and receive half off your admission price.
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Sun Jun-27-04 04:28 PM
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I like the idea of Moral Compass as the name of a ride. It would be a sort of Tunnel of Love, only there'd be chastity-promoting messages on the walls. When I was a kid the cops used to police the Tunnel of Love at Rockaway Beach, although I don't know what kinds of lewd behavior they actually interrupted.
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Sun Jun-27-04 02:41 PM
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5. I thought they already had Branson. |
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Sun Jun-27-04 04:38 PM
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8. Holy shit, that's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks!!!! |
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Sun Jun-27-04 04:49 PM
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I like the Holy Shi'ite ride, and the Wheel of Foregone Conclusions. The Security Office has its counterpart, the Insecurity Office. And Daffy Duck is clearly displeased wiht the private duck hunting preserve.
I looked for the Hall of Hypocrites, with separate niches for Bill Bennett, Newt Gingrich and Henry Hyde. Bill Bennett might need his own house, where high rollers get comped with various off-the-record delights.
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