Are there any Great Old Ones here?

[hatrack]

And if so, do you communicate with bartenders and waitresses by:

A) - Batrachrian subsonic rumblings from within the walls of protoplasm that form your shambling bulk.

B) - Flapping your tentacles to form bizarre non-Euclidean geometric shapes and forms.

C) - Consuming bartenders and waitresses and helping yourself to whatever's in the fridge before laying waste to Earth.

[Az]

Flug nylath

[htuttle]

1. I heard there was one in the middle of the Pentagon

Almost got loose a few years back, too.

[Bridget Burke]

2. It did get loose from the Pentagon.....

Some very dark rites were performed on September 11th, 2001.

Blood sacrifices by the thousand, just to gain power.

[Cyrano]

3. Klaatu barada nickto

[Gildor Inglorion]

4. Tsathoggua, here...

Enjoying a rare decade of relaxation whilst waiting for events to ripen. Feel free to worship me. I probably won't notice. :*

[porphyrian]

5. B.

...or did I dream that in R'lyeh?

[Zero Gravitas]

6. YOU MAY BE AMONG THE FIRST TO BE CONSUMED

(if you're lucky)

[seemslikeadream]

7. Danforth and I were utterly mad not to flee for our lives

There are those who will say Danforth and I were utterly mad not to flee for our lives after that; since our conclusions were now - notwithstanding their wildness - completely fixed, and of a nature I need not even mention to those who have read my account as far as this. Perhaps we were mad - for have I not said those horrible peaks were moutains of madness? But I think I can detect something of the same spirit - ableit in a less extreme form - in the men who stalk deadly beasts through African jungles to photograph them or study their habits. Half paralyzed with terror though we were, there was nevertheless fanned within us a blazing flame of awe and curiosity which triumphed in the end.

[Warren DeMontague]

8. Campus Crusade For Cthulu

Have you had the chance to hear the "Bad News"?

[librechik]

9. Gotta pick 3--my power is far greater than you puny humans can know. n/t

[getting old in mke]

10. Cthulhu for President

Why vote for a lesser evil?

Maybe belongs in the election forum :D

[Liberal Classic]

11. How about some Ancient Old Ones

Waiting is.

[getting old in mke]

12. Drink Deep / nt