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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 06:38 AM
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Boy, Bin Laden really has his buddy bush by the B---s
Edited on Tue Jun-29-04 06:41 AM by mopaul
bin laden has bush's balls in a vice and bush is finally showing it.
all of bush's earthy charm is gone because of the great pain in his testicles, which are being squeezed by some awful magical powers from a cave on the other side of the world.

bush's boyish buoyancy and nervous smile have been replaced by a grimace only seen on men whose balls are being crushed. every time bush speaks in public, his face is bright red, his eyes watering and bloodshot, pained expressions are all over his face. this is because bin laden has bush's balls in his evil hand.

bush's imaginary world is coming apart at the seams. his popularity is at an all time low, and his boast about getting bin laden 3 years ago is impotent now. he can have all the phony photo ops and read all the fancy speeches he wants, but you can't hide it when your balls are in the big bin laden vice.

3 years after 9-11, bin laden remains an invisible threat. bush never speaks his name. the man he called worse than hitler is a free man. the man supposedly responsible for 9-11, and all the deaths that followed, never gets mentioned in public.
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yowzayowzayowza Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 06:45 AM
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1. So many saw this coming...
... and I keep returning to this 'toon from Feb 03:

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TheFarseer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 07:16 AM
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2. I wonder if bush has him cornered and is waiting
for October to trot him out, or if he has no idea where he is, or if he's dead and there's no way to prove it or something else is going on. Perhaps we will never know.
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