Sex pros get ready for Party (GOP convention)

[donsu]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/story/206962p-178564c.html

With thousands of Republicans set to invade the city this summer, high-priced escorts and strippers are preparing for one grand old party.

Agencies are flying in extra call girls from around the globe to meet the expected demand during the Aug. 30-Sept. 2 gathering at Madison Square Garden.

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"We've got everything organized - the hotels, the flights, the advertisements," said another escort service operator. "We'll probably have 60 girls that week, instead of the usual 30."

Political conventions have long been a boon for the sex industry.

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NYPD spokesman Sgt. Kevin Hayes said, "Our quality-of-life and crime reduction efforts will remain intact."
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I'm thinking of the STDs and AIDs traveling around

[cmf]

1. And they're supposed to be the "family values" party

Yeah right. :eyes:

[fdr_hst_fan]

5. They're also the do as I say, not as I do party.

To be a Repuke is to have the best of both worlds: Tell someone else how to live by day; party hearty with the girls (or boys!) by night. O, to be a Repuke!

[PartyPooper]

2. I see that Neil Bush has already made his reservations.

"We'll probably have 60 girls that week, instead of the usual 30."

:eyes:

[Wickerman]

4. Yep: "Agencies are flying in extra call girls from around the globe"

I think we know where Neil asked for his "escorts" to come from...

[ugarte]

3. The micro-penises hit town

Never have so many been assembled in one place.

[Turbineguy]

6. We'll have to start forwarding

those "Lengthen your penis to 2-1/2 inches!" adds to the RNC

[fdr_hst_fan]

8. Can we stand them to be

BIGGER pricks than they already are?

[fdr_hst_fan]

7. With so little!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

9. Republicans don't have sex, do they?

To hear them talk, it's only something those damned libruls do so they can have abortions.

[Mari333]

10. What a cruel thread....I have images of Ashcroft surrounded

by hookers dressed as nuns, beating him senseless with whips and empty Crisco oil bottles lying strewn around the room


ITS A PARTY!