What personal lie will Bush tell on Kerry in the final week of campaign?

[kentuck]

You know they will. And it will be of a personal nature. It will be slanderous. We don't have to help 'em out but we all know how they operate. No need to help with their rumors or lies but , yes or no, they will do this in the final week of campaign...?

[Racenut20]

1. Well, in every previos campaign

That any of this bunch has been in, they have used the "fathered the black child out of wedlock" ruse.
McCain, Clinton, etc etc.

[orthogonal]

2. That John Kerry went AWOL and got a DUI in Kennebunkport

That John Kerry went AWOL and got a DUI in Kennebunkport, and Theresa Heinz Kerry ran over a friend when she was in highschool.

Oh, wait...

[kentuck]

3. Rumors - not facts...

:)

[demnan]

4. It will have something to do with Teresa Heinz

She's foreign born, thus a primary target. We all know how incredibly nasty they will be.

[hatrack]

13. Teresa is uh lezbeeuhn terraist hoo hates Amurica!!

Or something along those lines - snappy and easy to remember!

[Dulcinea]

5. I'm sure Rove is looking hard for one as we speak.

mw

[Tosca]

6. John Forbes Kerry...

is a homersexcial.

[LuminousX]

7. Kerry Went to Swing Clubs

[eissa]

8. We've been joking about this around the office

We're quite certain that around the end of October, "secret" photos of Kerry and Osama together will show up on Faux. Probably looking over some blueprints of major American landmarks. Oh, and Kerry is also slipping Osama some money in the photo.

[maxsolomon]

9. they're already floating the 'divorce records' balloon.

the flying monkeys want his divorce proceedings unsealed.

so it will probably be infidelity. mental cruelty. that makes him look 'unbalanced' & 'emotional' like all the liberals.

[leyton]

10. He's French.

As evidenced by his name, Jean Forbès Querrie.

[greekspeak]

11. Lets see...John Kerry is Bin Forgotten's lover

and the leaders of Iran, N. Korea, and Syria are their love children. Also that Kerry made an under-the-table deal to take over the Clenis on Innauguration day. His mother wears combat boots in the shower, and his daddy wears dresses to work. Kerry flew each of the planes into the buildings/field on September 11, 2001. He parachuted out of each, and hijacked the next. Then the major lies will start.

[donhakman]

The best lie is always...

to accuse someone else of something you yourself are guilty of.

In Bush's case he should accuse Kerry of taking Saudi or Iranian money.

[tom_paine]

14. It might not be the Best Lie, but it's what they frequently do

Now if these assholes would just tell us "our" plan to steal the 2004 "election"...

[greekspeak]

15. On that note, maybe he could accuse Kerry of being the biggest idiot ever

to sit in the White House.

[sandnsea]

12. There's a couple things

Somebody already mentioned the divorce stuff, they'll probably come up with some wild accusations, like they did in the Weld campaign. Probably some new spin on him being a communist sympathizer. Hate to say too much because there's still too many factions waiting to tear him apart!

He's been through it all before with Weld though, so he'll be ready.

[wicket]

18. what did the Weld campaign throw at him?

I can't remember off the top off my head...

[King Of Paperboys]

16. That he had homersexual relations.

With Willie Horton. While burning the flag. And smoking the dope.

[eissa]

17. You do know

that Kerry eats kittens for breakfast, don't you?

[Shopaholic]

19. And they won't wait until the last week of the campaign. . .

to dredge this stuff up--they'll start a lot earlier than that judging by the trouble they're in already in the Polls.

[DoYouEverWonder]

20. They'll probably find some pics

of him eating Vietnamese babies for dinner.