The Reagan Pyramid

[Kong]

Too good for words.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4026




"SIMI VALLEY, CA—Slave manpower was doubled this week in an effort to ensure that erection of the gigantic Reagan Pyramid remains on schedule to be completed in time for the 40th president's mummification and ascension into the Afterworld.


Above: Builders expect the Reagan Pyramid to be ready in time for the Great Communicator's mummification and ascension into the Afterworld upon death. Among the items to be entombed with Reagan are 2,500 MX missiles, a golden chalice of jelly beans, and his beloved servant, George Bush Sr.
Swift completion of the towering structure is "of paramount priority," according to Republican Party insiders"

[classof56]

1. Let's just hope...

...Moses doesn't show up, tick off Pharoah Rams--er Bushses, and those slaves have to make bricks without straw!

Tired Old Cynic