"top Washington insider" naming Clinton as VP is probably Dick Morris

[wyldwolf]

He makes the rounds on Hannity and Boortz weekly pushing this theory.

[SaveElmer]

1. As if there were any doubt

That clinches it as wrong! Has that guy been right about anything ?

[htuttle]

2. How can he manage to talk...

...with someone's toes in his mouth?

[sniffa]

3. no, no, no

(even though this kiLLs my satire i'm going to start taLking nonsensicaL now. pLease don't take it seriousLy, but know that it wiLL be Laced with truth)

hiLLary won't accept. she knows kerry is a Loser, and just to make sure he does Lose she'LL push for someone Like Lieberman as running mate. everyone knows she's gunning for 2008.*


* this has been dick's theory aLL aLong. if he's changing the tune again it's for distraction purposes onLy.

[RobertSeattle]

4. I'd love to go to Vegas with DICK Morris

I'd wager the opposite of whatever he does - I'd make a KILLING.

[wyldwolf]

5. no no no no...

The Morris/Boortz/Hannity theory is that the Clintons want Kerry to lose unless Clinton is the VP because after 8 years of Kerry and 8 years of Kerry's VP, 16 years of dem control of the white house will have passed before Hillary could run.

[Caution]

6. ok, i've got to ask..

why do you capitalize all of your L's?

[MallRat]

8. My co-worker thinks Hillary will do anything to kill the Kerry campaign.

Honest to god, he truly believes this. He actually believes that Hillary Clinton is so hell-bent on running in 2008, that she is actively working to sabotage the Kerry campaign at every turn.

"If she's such a big fan of Kerry, why isn't she campaigning for him? Everybody knows she hates his guts!"

To which I said, "NO. Everybody DOESN'T KNOW that Hillary hates Kerry. Would you please give me a source for that FACT? How about some evidence that she's sabotaging Kerry's candidacy?"

He hemmed and hawwed, and backpedaled, saying that he didn't really have any "evidence" to actually support his arguments. He responded with something like, "It's just a gut feeling I have. I just don't like that woman- she's a just cynical, power-hungry bitch. I wouldn't put it past her to undermine Kerry at the first opportunity."

It took a great deal of restraint for me to keep from strangling my co-worker.

-MR

[Connie_Corleone]

7. Dick Morris needs to put a toe in his mouth

Why does anyone bother to listen to Dick Morris? All of his predictions turn out wrong.