Best thread ever.

[MundoQueGanar]

Of course that's to be read in the Comic Book Guy's voice.

This thread is at the Internet Movie Database--it's a debate over the movie Fahrenheit 9/11, only the rule is that your post has to be in the form of the haiku (the Japanese three-line stanza poem).

ALL debate should be in this format. It makes you have to think harder about what you're going to say :)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361596/board/thread/9612753?d=9612753#9612753

[rkc3]

1. Here's a start:

Bush is a retard
Cheney please go fuck yourself
And Condi - blow me

No civil discourse here.

[KAZ]

2. LOL! A winner! n/t

n/t

[Worst Username Ever]

3. I like this guy:

I just found this thread
Quite an interesting idea
This is pretty sweet

Economy woes
Looking for a new job sucks
Want some fries with that

Tax cuts add to debt
Wow, thanks, a couple hundred
Yeah, that'll save me

Terrorists abroad
Take heed, we will come get you
And now, watch this drive

Bush believes in God
Like militants in Islam
God chooses no side

Great choice, that Iraq
Who wants world peace, anyway
My car craves cheap gas

Just my first attempts
Tried to be original
Sorry if I'm not

[rkc3]

5. The middle stanza - Terrorists abroad - is very good.

[louis c]

4. I Like His Line

Fighting for Peace,
is like,
Fucking for Virginity

[Mortos]

6. a haiku

George Bush reminds me
of Rainman,
without the math skills

[MundoQueGanar]

7. haiku form:

Try again, dear friend:
syllables per line must count
five, seven, then five.

[Kanary]

8. bwahahaha!

Neither here nor there, but reminds me of growing up in Los Alamos, and a neighbor across the street would say about a physicist, "You meet him on the street and say 'Hello', and he's stuck for an answer."

EQ.

Kanary