BUSH: THE SIMPLE CANDIDATE! Bwahahahahaha!

[LittleApple81]

In his own words, from the press conference in NC...

When asked if he planned on increasing his presence in the South now that Edwards is on the Dem ticket, he replied, "You'll have to ask the handlers, I am just the simple candidate."

If they put *'s press conference in NC, let's watch it. I missed it.
But the quote above was provided by somebody on another thread (OrlandoFL), apparently he said it today in NC!!!

[LittleApple81]

1. I guess we should say "The Simpleton Candidate!" n/t

[Narraback]

4. Yes, Thank you!

[jackstraw45]

2. HAHAHA...

Probably his little brain spouted out a coaching comment, not for public use, told to him by one of his MANY handlers.

"You're the simple candidate. SIMPLE people like you."


HAHAHA

[59millionmorons]

3. I believe he said simple president

But he sure is simple.

[soup]

6. simple is as simple does -

This one's for you *jr-

Simple Simon met a pieman,
Going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Let me taste your ware."

Said the pieman unto Simon,
"Show me first your penny."
Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Indeed I have not any."

Simple Simon went a-fishing,
For to catch a whale;
But all the water he had got
Was in his mother's pail.

Simple Simon went to look,
If plums grew on a thistle;
He pricked his fingers very much,
Which made poor Simon whistle.

He went for water in a sieve,
But soon it all fell through;
And now poor Simple Simon
Bids you all adieu.
http://www.zelo.com/family/nursery/simplesimon.asp

:evilgrin:

[MO_Dem]

5. He told the truth for once!

He really is the simple candidate. Kerry and Edwards are the highly qualified and intelligent candidates.