Give me Liberty or give me [BLANK]!

[aden_nak]

Give me Liberty or give me |BLANK|!

Come on, DU'ers, re-write Patrick Henry, Dubya-style. Since we're trading away our liberties in this country in order to feel safer, fill in the blank and convert Patrick Henry's famous refrain into Dubyaspeak.

[iconoclastic cat]

1. ...or...won't get death again!

[kcwayne]

2. all of your money.

Ya see, thar's a sayin in .... somewhar, and I thin they say it in Texas too, that you just want to be free.... from those evildoers that hate us for our freedoms....and I say to all good Murikans that if they want Liberty, they damn well better shut up and let me kill a bunch of those brown skinned bastards over thar in eye-rack, because Saddam..... Saddam.... 9/11.... he tried to kill my daddy. So bring em on, I say.

[vetwife]

3. whats left of America

[Worst Username Ever]

4. A blumkin!

[cprise]

5. Cool Whip

Coca-Cola

Rubbermaid

Sara Lee

Jeep

my Eggo

L'Eggs

[Democracy Died 2004]

6. Another pretzel... n/t

[PragMantisT]

7. Convenience!

With apologies to Suicidal Tendencies.

or "the internal combustion engine"

or "graft"

or "corporate oligarchy"

[billybob537]

8. BUSH*

[Gruenemann]

9. Give me Lithium or give me Meth. eom

[Atman]

10. Give me liberty...or fuck off.

eom

[AussieInCA]

11. the patriot act

abu grrr

abu garaff

abu daby

abu chenney

ah "go F your self"

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. Debt

[mopaul]

13. a ticket to london

second choice: weasles

[Cobalt Violet]

14. a one-way ticket to any Scandinavian country,

:)

[GreenArrow]

15. PIZZA!

:beer:

[Sandpiper]

16. A cheeseburger

n/t

[Tsiyu]

17. Some of What Rush is On...

Sorry, i couldn't resist

[Individualist]

18. some coke to snort

n/t

[Guaranteed]

19. Hee hee good thread.

Funny guys. :)

[EV1Ltimm]

20. woeful inadequacy

[PopSixSquish]

21. Miserable Failure

eom

[ThomWV]

22. The Remote

[ThomWV]

23. Meth

[ThomWV]

24. The NASCAR Schedule

[ThomWV]

25. A Budwiser

[many a good man]

26. Give me liberty...or give me a reduced sentence.

:thumbsdown:

[Insider]

27. a choice of equal or greater value from your 32-page glossy catalog

(paraphrased from an old DU sig line. can't remember whose)

[Insider]

28. a refund.

[Insider]

29. 40 acres and a mule.