Bad Dog Bush and his Mangey Friends: See what they did

[opihimoimoi]

to Americas Garden.

Tore up the place is whot they did.

Got warnings but slept in while the Terror dogs came through the gate to ruin the Orchid Buildings.

Then they guarded the doors real good after that.

They send a pack to revenge the Terror attact but couldn't find the head terror dog so they went for the neighbor and his dogs. Gottcha, but then, turns out, the people are pissed and everyday more of our troops get killed/wounded. and Osama still loose. What to do. Go on vacation again. Watch my drive time.

Bad Dog Bush also spends more than he has too. He doesn't seem to know there is such a thing as budgets and restraints. Since given responsibility of the yard/farm, he and his pack has spent the years budget in 41 days, mostly at night, the owners are only now seeing the light and the damage.

Even the Queen of England was pissed that her Royal Gardens were turned to shit when Mad Dog Bush and his Enronorege made the Pond Crossing last year to stay at the Queen Mums Royal Digs at Buckingham.

Meanwhile, the Mange Level is rising all across America, its become contagious with Pup Mange but the Bad Dog Bush Pack continue to foster Mange.

The Garden America once had is rapidily deterioting due to Bad Dog Bush. Their droppings are larger than Condors and are everywhere. Damn.

Come, we gatta call the Pound...get these dogs outta here.

[displacedtexan]

1. They're the Bumpus family!

Those damned Bumpus Hounds!

BTW, excellent metaphor!

[Hubert Flottz]

2. These are Mad Dogs!

They want to bury the bone in you and me! The SCOTUS let KKKarl Rover Take Over on 12/12/2000, so they are to blame as much as the lying pups in The Big White Dog House! It's up to us to hound ALL them muts out of Washington in November!

[opihimoimoi]

3. Bad Dog, (spank) Bad Dogs!! Damn, these dogs can't even heel much less sit

Bad dogs!
Gimme that 2 x 4....

Bad Dog! (Whack Whack!)

[Hubert Flottz]

4. We gonna' rub their noses in it in November!

Them dogs don't hunt! All they wanna' do is lay around and lick their balls! They tryin' to hump everybody's leg!

[opihimoimoi]

5. GD You Hubert, Pepsi spewed all over the keyboard...damn.

Licking Balls 101? These guys are in the PH D Range: 680 Level.

Humping Legs 101 is in another Category/Level....

"Legs Dept, How can I help you?"

"You want Legs do you?" ?What kind Please, we got um all?"

"The well proportioned ones".

"Do ya now? Quite rare and quite expensive.

"How much? Hey, I can afford that...gimme a pair."

"How many colors ya gottum in?"

Please don ask about Lickin Balls 101, got no memories of that.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I wouldn't trust them Shei'ite eaters in a Shei'itehouse with a ......

muzzle on! Shrub is so busy pumping old shep that he don't even know he's dogknotted yet! Pooch Pumping 101 is the only class Shrub ever made above 30% in! They all lie like dogs! KKKarl Rover is the smartest dog in their pack and he's still a dumb animal! I say DUMB animal, because if he thinks Shrub can win an honest race he's pissing up the wrong stump too! I think ole broke Dick Cheney has Parvo and opticalrectitus and it's turned him into a mad attack dog like Mad Bob Nosack! All they do is run around smelling each other's asses and barking 24/7!

I'll bet Shrub gets all of them big cuts and scrapes from chasing cars and Mack trucks! Looks like he catches one face first every now and then! Barney don't even want to be seen in public with that mut!

[opihimoimoi]

7. Mad Dog Shrub chasing Mack Trucks face first is too much for

my poor brain....My Eyes, they are howling with laughter..... Oh the thought...

Pooch Pumping 101, Shrub got high grades for that course. way up from normal 23.98 average he got.

Its beyond Parvo man, more like Shiteyetis, they eat like hell and are full of shit. Damn, what to do?

They not only run around smelling asses but also stop now and then to Lick, like in Lick 101.

Damn.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. The fundies weren't happy with Tammy Faye's $12,000.00 dog

house, so now they've turned the White House into a multi-million dollar dog house! The fleas and ticks are so bad the Orkin man won't even go there! The only hope they got is Tom Delay and we all know he was a sorry excuse for a bug man, or any other kind of MAN, besides CONMAN! Pat, Jerry and the three Jims can't even Heal the Doghouse, because they are all busy at the cathouses!

[opihimoimoi]

9. hem Cathouses got fleas too.... Oh well, scratch city time.

Had to pay the Orkin Man triple fees just to come kill the fleas/ticks.

Tom DeLay is the Bug man of the South. Roachesque to the max and scurries like one too.

3 Jims to the Wind...so the song goes....

Those Jims sure knew how to con people. Bakker, Swaggert, and Jones took um to the hilt.

[onecitizen]

10. you guys are killing me.........

stop! I can just see bush lickin' his balls, eeeeeeuuuu.....

[opihimoimoi]

11. EEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU is right

Damn, my eyes, oh my eyes, they are burning.....

The Shrub goes on a licking spree.I ponder Condis response............or Karens for that matter? Is the Rove getting all jealous for being left out?? and Newt, he should be there somewhere......??

Damn.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

12. Hubert...you're truly demented! LOL!!!

[oasis]

13. The dogs are not going to take the humans down with them. Not without

a fight.

[opihimoimoi]

14. The Bad Dog Bush guys will, they will take us down with them in

nano second. They think its all over anyhow what with the rapture shit happening sooner than we fart 4.9 timers.

In the mean time Earth going to pot, oops, shit.

[oasis]

15. If the rapture is coming I'd better reply to all those credit card offers

I've been getting. Aaaaannd partaaaay.

:party:

[opihimoimoi]

16. Big Bait. Don do it. If you get all them credit cards and go wild

as in spending spreeeeee. and the Rapture, he don come, meaning you get stuck with the spree guy. and lemme tell ya, spree up yo behind ain't a pretty sight.

Now, go wash the car and report to mama.