don't have any of that.... but I am sure you will laugh at this anyhoo.... I remember hearing something about a going away party at which the Enronites were ballyhooing about the imaginary profits they were going to manifest.... or some such thingy. Bottom link is a funny... first one is all too serious.
http://www.click2houston.com/money/1840050/detail.html >>"We're going to move from mark-to-market accounting to something I call HFV, or hypothetical future value accounting," Skilling joked as he read from a script. "If we do that, we can add a kazillion dollars to the bottom line."<<
>>President George W. Bush, who then was governor of Texas, also took part in the skit, as did his father.
At the party, the younger Bush pleaded with Kinder: "Don't leave Texas. You're too good a man."The governor's father also offered a send-off to Kinder, thanking him for helping his son reach the governor's mansion.<<
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2002/01/16/fiorekenny.DTL"I hardly knew Kenny boy..... I hardly ever met Ahmad Chalabi"... get the picture??