Make some suggestions for Edwards to use in the debates with Cheney

[PsN2Wind]

I've got "I'm sorry Mr. Vice-president, I'm having some difficulty understanding you, could you please speak out of the other side of your mouth?"

[BlueCollar]

1. How about

Mr. Vice-President...

Do you still lie to the American People?

[2Design]

2. he will do fine on his own....we don't need to prepare cheney with

our answers here...

[PsN2Wind]

3. Bit short on appreciation

of sarcasm today, are we?

[earthside]

4. Davy Crockett

Like Davy Crockett did to the bear, Edwards should grin Cheney to total surrender.

Hey, Edwards can do it. He really can.

[LSdemocrat]

5. Dont't talk like a zombie, and you'll easily win the debate

Unfortunately, Lieberman didn't do that.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

9. leiberman didn't take it seriously

he went in and tried to charm leher and the american people with that sad lounge act of his

cheney, as much as i hate him, stayed focused and didn't resort to cutesy performing and ended up being perceived as the winner

if edwards takes cheney seriously as a threat and can maintain a level of charm while being aggressive, he can slay him

my advice:
why the hell did dick do business with saddam in violation of the embargo through haliburton subsidiaries?

for starters...

[louis-t]

6. I personally can't wait to hear THAT debate

Cheney will try to smile, his face will crack.

[Insider]

7. how did that big energy plan thing work out?

[Ivan Zero]

8. Mr. Vice-president ...

Shall I go f*ck myself now or do you want me to wait until after the debate?

[PsN2Wind]

10. That would be a good point to make early

in the debate. "Mr. Vice-president this debate is being televised during the family hour, so I think we should agree to not use the word fuck, until our closing statements"

[Ivan Zero]

12. That's for sure

And he might add, "Let's control our tempers, FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN."

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Mr Cheney did Gawd advise you about how to respond to ::::::::

questions about Halliburton or was it KKKarl Rover?