Wag that dog, Tom. WAG IT.

[Paragon]

Wag wag waggity wag.

[cheezus]

1. Distract! Forget about Edwards, forget about Ken Lay!

Be afraid! We're all going to die! They're planning a major attack! Run for your lives! (by the way, we're the optimistic ones)

[Scairp]

2. HA!

You took the words right outta my mouth.

[aintitfunny]

3. The Boy Cried Wolf

Too many times. When the Wolf came it ate him, cause nobody listened to him anymore. They keep throwing it out there and mayhap it will coincide with an attack, then they can say we were warned. If an attack does not occur they have then heroically thwarted the evil-doers yet again. Pitiful. As for disrupting the election, we, the American People, will never stand for that - we will have our election.

[Octafish]

4. Ridge tied to ENRON

The Internet's full of evidence:

Connect the Enron Dots to Bush

By Robert Scheer
Published December 11, 2001 in the Los Angeles Times

Enron is Whitewater in spades. This isn't just some rinky-dink land investment like the one dredged up by right-wing enemies to haunt the Clinton White House--but rather it has the makings of the greatest presidential scandal since the Teapot Dome.

The Bush administration has a long and intimate relationship with Enron, whose much-discredited chairman, Kenneth L. Lay, was a primary financial backer of George W. Bush's rise to the presidency.

SNIP...

"I called George W. to kind of tell him what was going on," Lay told the New York Times about the 1997 phone call, "and I said that it would be very helpful to Enron, which is obviously a large company in the state of Texas, if he could just call the governor and tell him is a serious company, this is a professional company, a good company."

Since we now know Enron lacked those virtues, it's clear Bush was used to sell a bill of goods to the unsuspecting Pennsylvania folks.

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