Oh, the freepsanity

[Lautremont]

I've just found the following hearwrenching tale on Free Repugnant:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1168310/posts

I'll summarize for those who don't have time to take a shower after going to FR:

A dork, outraged at the terrible abuse piled on the poor, defenseless shrubber by those smart-alec Hollywood liberals, scans his music and movie collection for work by above-mentioned celebrities. He comes up with "Sister Act," several Chevy Chase movies and some John Cougar Mellencamp CDs.

With a tear in his eye at the prospect of losing such cherished entertainments, he takes the discs out into his yard and waits for his dogs to piss on them. This presumably takes a bit of waiting on his part: trust a freeper to come up with such a spectacularly innovative way of completely wasting time.

Once the dogs have done their dirty, sinful business, he shovels the discs up and deposits them on HIS BARBEQUE. He lights it up and drizzles a few more tears as the plastic melts all over his grill and the thick black smoke fills his yard. He promises to do this to any of the other fine movies or CDs in his collection should the artists involved show any liberal tendencies.

Does this break a record for stupid, or what? The guy's probably going to be cooking up a mess o' greaseburgers for his supper tonight, giving himself and whatever family he might have a good array of melted plastic-related illnesses along with the clogged arteries and colo-recal cancers they're heading for anyway. Sublime pathos redefined once again by the right.

[bacchant]

1. Hahahahaha, incredible n/t

[Maeve]

2. Silly freepazoid! Burn first, dog-pee SECOND

Then you can eat them! :eyes:

[AussieInCA]

3. hey, it is OK when some dev world family suffer toxic fumes for free trade

now the freeper family can experience it first hand.



Eating off a BBQ covered in dog piss and toxens....


what a sorry individual.

[Sandpiper]

4. 65 years ago

This guy would have been wearing a brown shirt and burning books that had any anti Fatherland ideas.

[Ganja Ninja]

5. Nothing bring out the flavor of a hamburger like ...

burnt plastic and animal piss.

[Blue-Jay]

6. Enjoy your plastic piss-burgers, ya dumbfuck!

To do list:

1) Follow the dogs around, CDs in hand.
2) Wait for the piss
3) Hold CDs in the stream
4) Wipe dog piss off hands onto my flag bandana.
5) Pick nose.
6) Fire up the gas grill.
7) Melt pissy CDs
8) Dinner time!

[asthmaticeog]

15. LMAO

"Plastic piss-burgers!"

Beverage meets nose. You win, Blue-Jay.

[RummyTheDummy]

19. You left off 9) Molest my children.

And what kind of a candy ass has Sister Act on DVD anyway.

[FredScuttle]

31. and "several Chevy Chase movies"

This guy must be brain dead....Fletch and Caddyshack are the only worthwhile things Chase ever did in Hollywood.

[Scairp]

32. And beat the wife

Cannot forget that one. A freeper special.

[displacedtexan]

29. I'm cryin' here! Real laughter tears!

I haven't done that in ages!

[DemocratSinceBirth]

7. He Should Make Ejaculation Part Of His Ritual...

Then the gene pool will stop with him...

[unfrigginreal]

8. OMFG!

I didn't follow the link, but your summation is hilarious! :yourock:

[lapislzi]

9. Candidate for Darwin Award for sure

Hide and watch. If we're lucky he and his fellows will off themselves before too long.

[k in IA]

10. I hope someone recommends he buy all the CDs and DVDs of the

most liberal celebrities and take them home and do this again and again. He better get busy because there are a lot of stores.

[tom_paine]

11. Sure it's funny, but that is the murderous insanity of the Nazi

right there on display.

I wonder if he shrieked "Juden. Juden." while he burned those Jewish, ahem, Librul disks.

This is a man who would easily lynch and murder a black person if he thought he could get away with it, in the 1940s Deep South.

This is a man who WILL do such (and worse, to liberals of all races creeds and colors) if and WHEN the Busheviks have parsitized Law Enforcement to the same degree they have parasitized the media.

Don't ask me how I know.

I know.

[Connie_Corleone]

12. Why not just throw them in the trash??

Oops! I forgot, he's a freeper.

:eyes:

[Worst Username Ever]

13. Well he might as well stop watching movies, listening to music,

or reading books. Lets get a good ol' book burning together, shall we? God knows if they hear any new ideas, it might mean they begin thinking for themselves!

[RummyTheDummy]

14. To bad the grill didn't flame up

And barbecue his mouth breathing ass. What a fucking idiot.

[bacchant]

21. Tears... begining... to... accompany... laughter... TOO F**KING FUNNY!

This will certainly be my favorite thread today.

[djg21]

16. I have trouble believing this

I don't believe that any rational person would actually purchase a DVD of Sister Act! Then again, we are talking about a "moranic" freeper.
:puke:

[tandot]

17. Since all freepers are liars and cowards we can assume that he made up

that story to get his daily pat on the back.
These idiots don't even know that Heinz ketchup donated more money to the GOP then to Democrats:

To: doug from upland
One of the funniest things that happened recently is that one of the local grocery stores was GIVING AWAY free Heinz ketchup if you bought $25.00 worth of groceries. My hubby thought it was just ridiculous that I "passed" on free ketchup because of politics. "How can it hurt sKerry to take free ketchup?" he asked. I explained to him that even though it was free to customers, the store still probably had to buy it, which was enriching the sKerry campaign. Even if the stuff WAS free to the store, I would rather have them go back to the distributor and say that that promotion was a bust because nobody wanted their stupid stuff. What was REALLY fun was asking if they had gotten in the new "W" ketchup and having several people ask me about it!

32 posted on 07/09/2004 9:56:35 AM PDT by alwaysconservative ("The difference between Edwards and Cheney is that Dick Cheney can be president." W)
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I sure hope they stop buying Heinz ketchup. I think more people should go to Freerepublic to see what complete morons Bush supporters are.

[ProfessorPlum]

18. Nice, the artists already got his money

now the only person he hurt is himself.

Silly freeper.

[giant_robot]

30. ...and he f***ked up a good bbq grill, to boot. n/t

[leesa]

33. Well...if this seemed like a rational thing for him to do, I doubt his

grill was in good shape!

[merh]

20. Is this the same jerk that professed to standing up at F911 and

yelling at the audience to ignore it, that it was all lies? If it is, that guy is pathological. If it's a new one, well they seem to share similiar personality traits.

And like the good sheeple they are, the masses feed on his discourse, consume it and become intoxicated on the power it gives them. Dog pee on DVDs and videos....

[Gman]

22. I've never heard any story about any outraged liberal's behavior

that even comes close to the complete lunacy of right wing behavior.

I really think that anecdotes such as this are evidence of the overall mental instability/psychosis of the true right wing. The true RW'ers really are not right mentally in their perceptions of reality.

[enki23]

23. sister-act?

jesus. no wonder the schmuck is so fond of dog piss.

[rumguy]

24. This is Doug from Upland

He's one of the dumbest freeps over there. He's obsessed with Clinton's sex life. He's a total loser.

[Gman]

27. That guy's one of the most demonstrably unstable

of all of 'em.

[ronnykmarshall]

34. I read his profile ....... what a putz!

I can just see this little twerp throwing his little fit in his back yard.

GAWD, fuckin' freepers are idiots.

[redqueen]

He did that to his own grill?

:wtf:

What is wrong with these people?!

[europeanguest]

25. HELP!! anyone remember misanthrope, the fired radio announcer??

dear all,

again sorry for crashing the thread but apparently i haven't posted enough yet to open a thread on my own.

a couple of weeks ago i stumbled over the case of a radio
announcer. he was a poster on DU and, apparently, got fired for reasons related to his activity. some of you might remember the story.

i was wondering whether anyone of you found got the real name of this poster who was posting under the nick 'misanthrope'. maybe he himself is still here under a different nick?

as far as I am aware, the person in question was planned to be on duty the friday former president Ronald Reagan was buried. before that day, the announcer in question posted on DU that he had
been instructed to program a "reflective, respectful piece by an American composer" into each hour of our programming on that friday (his shift was from 10-12). he eventually drew up a rather ironic playlist for that day of 'national observance'. however, he never played it because he got fired on
thursday the 10th of June, i.e. one day before. the freeper had read misanthrope's posting, puzzled the relevant info together, found out the station misanthrope was working for and informed the manager.

from what i read, the station had been informed about the announcer’s
posting activities by a poster from freerepublic.com and decided to fire him because of these activities.

maybe there is a legal case pending and misanthrope has decided not to post here anymore for a while. if that would be the case,
i'd fully understand that he did't think it's wise to comment on the
issue publicly. however, i would very appreciate if anyone of you could simply confirm the real name of the announcer.


why am i looking for him? well, i am freelance journalist who writes occassionally for the online edition of one germany's biggest magazines.
the magazine in question already had some unpleasant experience with freepers some months ago. they 'freeped' a poll asking for an assessment of president's bush performance
thus far (amazingly, one of them checked a German website and was able to read it!). well, they were found out and got ridiculed in an article for that.

i'd like to write a kind of follow-up story about them - i have all the info available except the real name of misanthrope.

to make that clear: I WOULD NOT REVEAL HIS NAME IN THE ARTICLE. however, i need his name as a corroboration for the editor when i try to get the article published.

after two mails by me, misanthrope's station manager has answered that he won't discuss staff matters publicly. that means the story is true. so there. the station is WHIL in Mobile, Alabama and the announcer i am looking for would have had duty on friday from 10 to 12.

is there anyone who could help me? I ABSOLUTELY GUARENTEE ANONYMITY. and, provided i get the article published, freerepublic would get a decent smacking in one of germany's most reputable news mags.

so please click on my icon and mail me.

thanks

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[SpiralHawk]

28. It is a kick to vent your spleen about various morans, but

ultimately we all have to find a way to live together. Though I vent as much as the next DUer, I want to go on record as saying that I am recognizing that this is not the path to success, or to a peaceful, sustainable nation and planet. We will never find a way to live together in honesty via the Spleenic path.

In search of new, improved pathways, off I roam (hopefully not into a cell zone that will cost more moneybucks), SH

[denverbill]

35. I'm not at all surprised it's that particular freeper.

He's the same moron that apparently spends hours every day rewriting song lyrics to be anti-liberal.

"Daddy, my weiner tastes like piss-sodden plastic again."