Top 11 telling parallels between Ozzy Osbourne and George W. Bush.

[southernleftylady]

11. Both fully aware that their underage daughters use fake I.D.s to go to bars, do nothing.

10. Ozzy: falls out of chair while trying to work TV remote, Dubya: falls out of chair while choking on a pretzel.

9. Ozzy: subliminal messages on albums, Dubya: "sublimable" messages in campaign ads.

8. Ozzy: Yells at wife Sharon, but does whatever Sharon tells him, Bush: yelled at by Prime Minister Sharon, does whatever he tells him.

7. Ozzy: bit heads off doves at record company office, Bush: bites heads off "Doves" in Oval Office.

8. Ozzy: left Black Sabbath while on 18-month concert tour, Bush: quit Texas Air National Guard with 18-months left in his tour of duty.

7. The cocaine thing.

6. Ozzy: bit head off bat thrown on stage, Bush: stuffed M-80s in frogs mouths, then threw them in the air to blow their heads off (more sanitary).

5. Ozzy classics: "Don't Blame Me", "Denial", "War Pigs", "Demon Alcohol", Secret Loser", " Thank God For the Bomb," Bush: 'nuff said.

4. Neither speaks English.

3. Ozzy: spends half of his time in the United States, half on his estate in England, Bush: spends half of his time in the United States, half on ranch in Texas.

2. Ozzy: will cost MTV $20 million dollars for next two seasons, Bush: will increase deficit by trillions if re-elected.

1. Ozzy: beneficiary of absurd levels of corporate media hype, marketing, Bush: Ditto.

[benddem]

1. Great post

and gorgeous baby!!!!

[southernleftylady]

2. Thank you! Thats my son when he was about 1 1/2 :) n/t

[Radical Activist]

3. That's really low

Ozzy isn't nearly bad enough to deserve being compared to Bush. He has at least a few decent songs.

[Kurt Remarque]

4. very funny!...where's #12?

[Beloved Citizen]

5. Ozzy & George Both Have Really Far-Out Auras

[DeepModem Mom]

6. Ozzy recently entered a restaurant and, confused, wandered...

toward a stranger's table instead of where his own party was waiting; W once stormed up to Al Hunt and Judy Woodruff at their table at a restaurant, and, drunk as a skunk, verbally assaulted them.