Neil Steinberg, Chicago Sun-Times...
(And notice the Morfordian second-to-last sentence...lol)
Snip:
I don't want to talk about gay marriage. First, whenever I do, religious fanatics then send the most grotesque e-mail imaginable, detailing sexual practices that obviously obsess them but which I'd rather not think about. Second, I don't like to be reminded that the average American believes gays will spend eternity roasting on a spit in hell, scoured by the flames of Jews burning in the ring below them.
Supporters present the matter as beyond discussion: Gay marriage will weaken, if not destroy, traditional marriage. Period. "Changing the definition of traditional marriage will undermine the family structure," Bush says. But they're mum about how, exactly, this damage will be inflicted. Will heterosexuals be less inclined to enter into marriage once the institution is sullied by gays? Will married people cling less strongly to their vows because, heck, if fags can do it, what does it mean anyway? And why is this particular contract so susceptible to being ruined by gays? We don't feel the same way about mortgages.
Here, Republicans don't worry about trifles such as logic. They loathe gays and want to keep them out. Presenting a rationale is almost secondary, and the two arguments they do fling -- nature and tradition -- are particularly weak. Gay sex might be "unnatural,'' in that it doesn't lead to procreation, but then heart bypass surgery is equally unnatural and nobody seems to mind it. As far as tradition, the amendment would, to quote its author, Sen. Wayne Allard (R-Colo.), protect marriage "as it has been defined for thousands of years in hundreds of cultures around the world.'' That's a line of reasoning that works equally well defending slavery, or stoning, both also practiced for thousands of years in hundreds of cultures. We turn our backs on the world regarding everything else. Suddenly, gays want to get married, and we're peering into distant yurts and ancient scrolls for guidance.
At the end of the day, you know what the entire defense of the marriage amendment will accomplish? It will preserve the word "marriage'' as exclusive heterosexual property. That's it. Gays will still go to City Hall, get certificates to form "Civil Unions'' or "Committed Bonds'' or something not called "marriage." They'll have ceremonies where people throw rice, and then move to your street and raise their adopted children. And a hundred years from now we'll realize that we have this antique, hateful law jammed into our Constitution like a cockroach smashed into the spun sugar frosting of a wedding cake. Embarrassed, they'll remove it, the way we occasionally strike out laws about tying up your horse in town.
http://www.suntimes.com/output/steinberg/cst-nws-stein12.html