Are you listening to "LITTLE DYKES ON THE PRAIRIE" readings on Randi?

[LittleApple81]

They are reading form Lynne Cheney's lesbian novel (not the correct title. I don't know what the title is)... the one that she did not want republished. IT IS HILARIOUS.

[Gold Metal Flake]

1. "teeth like pillows"

This book would make a great contrceptive. It kills libidos dead.

[Misunderestimator]

8. NO WAY.... Teeth like pillows? She did NOT write that!?!

:wtf: is that supposed to mean? I prefer teeth like teeth myself.

[LittleApple81]

2. I don't know what's wrong with me and DU. Sometimes it gives me

an error when posting. But then it actually as posted it, but it does not appear in "My Posts" and it lands in the middle of page 1 and not on the Latest page. Sigh....

[comsymp]

6. Had the same problem w/one last night

In fact, was unable to Edit it about 5 min later, too... and it never did show up in "My Posts"

[K8-EEE]

3. It's SOOOOO Bad....

Hey we posted at the same time about this one...I hope the Freeps are proud of Mrs. Cheney! God she's a hilarious writer, I've got to get a copy of that thing, it's called "Sisters."

[LittleApple81]

4. I think it is out of print. I don't know where Randi got her copy....

[SeattleRob]

5. Someone was supposed to do a reprint....

but the publisher caved from pressure from the White House. This was in the news a month or so ago.

[LittleApple81]

7. She is saying Lynne IS GAY. Nobody who isn't could write like this

about gay lovers!

[skypilot]

9. Randi should alternate between...

...Cheney's book and O'Reilly's "Those Who Trespass". Franken (I think it was Al) was reading passages from it last week. A sample line of dialogue:

"Put that pipe down and come get my pipe up."

[LittleApple81]

10. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Yeah, I heard that. They are so bad,

you just cringe.... not because they are repugs but because the writing is painfully horrible.

[K8-EEE]

11. Oh Yeah!! Ashley And The White Panties!

That was one of the funniest parts of Lies & The Lying (Perverted) Liars!

[SunDrop23]

12. It is hilarious. I love Randi.

[LizW]

13. What the hell is with these people?????

First O'Reilly's horrible soft-porn, and now this from the wife of the VP of the United States?????

I know lots of people write and read erotica for their own gratification. Not a thing wrong with that. But why do these very public figures have this horrible tripe published???? Don't they know people are going to read it and laugh themselves silly????

Please tell me that Lynn Cheney at least published hers under a pseudonym. :eyes:

And you know the very worst thing? The horror of horrors? O'Reilly's audiobook is read by him. O'Reilly's voice saying all that stuff. {shudder} It's enough to make a person never have sex again. Ever.

:scared: