LOL FMA could not have a better spokesperson. . .

[wndycty]

. . .please on please make Pat Boone (in an orange blazer) the face of FMA.



Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Penn., left, looks on as singer Pat Boone, right, gestures during a news conference on Tuesday, July 13, 2004 in Washington. Santorum discussed his support for the passage of the Marriage Amendment. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

http://apnews.myway.com/image/20040713/GAY_MARRIAGE.sff_WX113_20040713175935.html?date=20040714&docid=D83QAGO80

[terrya]

1. LOL! That's just...indescribably hideous. santorum AND Pat Boone...

in the ugliest looking sports jacket I've ever seen!

[GiovanniC]

2. Santorum Looks Like He's Saying

"Come here, Pat. Yeah, I know what you want. You. Me. A dog. A bottle of chablis. Yeah."

[lectrobyte]

8. I thought he was saying something like "I don't want to imply that

Rick here has a loose caboose, but it gapes at least this wide!"

[GiovanniC]

9. That's What Pat's Saying

And Rick is just over there imagining some good "man on dog on man" antics with Mr. Boone.

[Sweetpea]

3. What happened to Pat's leather outfit? Remember his biker look?

[iconoclastic cat]

4. Does Santorum (yuck) dye his hair?

http://www.spreadingsantorum.com

[HootieMcBoob]

5. Never trust a man who wears a pinky ring

I thought that was a universal given?

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

6. What would you call that color?

It's not quite pumpkin. it's not quite circus peanut orange, the closest one might be day-glo orange!

And then he pairs a pink and white shirt with it, which strangely enough, is the only shirt that WOULD go with it.

[SoulDiva]

7. gag

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: I think my message is clear.