What is Rick Santorum?

[Cocoa]

"You can say I'm a hater," said Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa., a leading proponent of the amendment. "But I would argue I'm a lover. I'm a lover of traditional families and children who deserve the right to have a mother and father."

http://www.oaklandtribune.com/Stories/0,1413,82~1865~2271568,00.html

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. I chose "assclown" but apparently it's not on the poll

:evilgrin:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

7. I agree. Total Assclown.

[OSheaman]

2. Voted other . . .

. . . because "douchebag" wasn't an option.

[Mandate My Ass]

3. a frothy mixture of lube and...

Sorry, it had to be said.

[RetroLounge]

4. Other

Frothy Fecal Matter mixture...

RL

[CBHagman]

5. Answer: the shame of the Keystone state.

Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if my ancestors rose from the dead and asked to be buried somewhere else, so disgusting is the association of Pennsylvania with Santorum.

[cjbuchanan]

6. Dog fucker

Just a guess.

[Fenris]

8. Dog-lover

[TommyO]

9. I can't wait

until I get a chance to vote against this buttwipe in 2006!

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. Welcome to DU, TommyO!

:toast: now you know why I defected to Ohio!

[tom_paine]

10. Other: He is a closeted homsexual.

So many homophobe Busheviks are.

Hey Gay Rick, did the Heritage Foundation or some pimple-faced 19-year-old Senior Upper Higher Exalted Congressional 'Expert' at Olin write that for you?

Because we know you don't have the capabilities to make up a comeback on your own, Gay Rick.

So, who wrtoe the response, Gay Rick?

[liberalitch]

27. That's what I think...

he's way too threatened...
What a mean Queen!.... Just come on out already girl.

[progressivebydesign]

12. How about a conflicted, hypocritical, helmet haired idiot? n/t

[redqueen]

13. Pervert

Rick 'Man on Dog' Santorum

[Fenris]

Lover

As in he loves to hate homosexuals.

[LittleApple81]

14. Beyond contempt. And besides, MALICIOUS towards humanity. n/t

[romantico]

18. First of all its Ricky, NOT Rick

He hates that! Second, from 9-5 he's a straight shooting lil'cowboy fightin'the rights for God fearing citizens & decent Americans! After that, he's a very naughty boy. Often lloking to be punished by the likes of Matt"bottom boy'Drudge.Ricky is a closet case who needs theraphy real bad!

[calico1]

23. Someone please tell me

Are homosexuals kidnapping parents from children? Is there something I don't know? A ring of homosexual kidnappers that take parents away from children? :silly:

[Magleetis]

15. A hater of freedom

[jakefrep]

16. I chose other...

because "tool", "fuckstick", "asshat", and "douchebag" were not available as options.

[UdoKier]

17. I hate the name "Rick" anyway...

No offense to any Ricks out there, but I prefer Richard, Rich, or even Richie over "Rick".


Sounds like a nicknamee for a guy who's not so manly but desparately wants to be...

[newscaster]

19. I voted "other".

Santorum is not a lover or a hater. He is just dumb, deaf and blind.

[tech3149]

20. Closet Queen

Anyone so obsessed with sexual interest has something in his closet.

[Katarina]

21. Other

homophobic fucktard.

[DinahMoeHum]

22. "Other" = Dildo

Somebody please get this guy a straitjacket and a padded cell!!


:evilfrown:

[bullimiami]

24. DoucheBag

Other.

[GliderGuider]

25. Other - he's that eponymous "frothy mix of lube and fecal matter"...

Fitting, very fitting.

[Bluebear]

26. Self-loathing homosexual

[Zolok]

28. He is....a real life Fred Van Ackerman...

and a shiny chrome plated no-prize to whosoever gets the reference...
:)
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