freeper madness, "Satan is grinning and getting ready for the next attack"

[Manix]

just got out of the shower after a quick trip to the wingnut swamp,saw this on the marriage vote, wow! there are some real freaks there.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. I DO so wish

The freepers could get a healthy sex life so they stop thinking about mine.

[ok222]

2. ROFLMAO

Nice one :)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. Bingo.

People who spend their time worrying about what others might do with their genitalia just ain't doing enough with their own.

[kayell]

3. Damn, I knew it, I just knew Cheney was going to 9/11 again.

Is it really very nice for them to call the VP Satan so publicly?

[fertilizeonarbusto]

5. HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hee-larious!

[AndyTiedye]

14. It's The Only Way They Ever Go Up In The Polls

[hatrack]

6. I'm having a "Night Of The Hunter" moment re. Freeperville

I just have this image of hundreds of guys squatting before their keyboards, hunting and pecking out their carefully chosen words.

Across the knuckles of the left hand? H - A - T - E. And across the right? L - O - V - E.

Tattoos, and no teeth, of course.

[NYCGirl]

11. Even Rev. Powell wouldn't hang out with them...

:evilgrin:

[hatrack]

19. "Chil-dren! Chil-dren!"

:evilgrin:

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. Am sick to death of fear-mongering religious nuts!

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[ok222]

9. HEHEHEHE

you said nuts LOL

[comsymp]

8. The box turtles are massing at our borders!

Quick! Man the barricades! (or is it Barricade the men?)

[wryter2000]

10. Reptile sex

It's disgusting. Disgusting, I tell you!

[ok222]

13. Does that mean

I have to get rid of my Gecko? lol <Sarcasm there> Just to clarify :)

[wryter2000]

17. You're okay

You're a Democrat, so we expect you to be a prevert. (I have two snakes, but they practice abstinence.)

[Ducks In A Row]

15. My cousin has a box turtle

A 5th columnist maybe?

[Unperson 309]

20. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Okay Buddy, ya owe me a new monitor.

And chair.

And carpet.

And cat!

Now I can't get this IMAGE of hordes of crazed box turtles, carrying mail-order bride applications under their arms outta my HEAD!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Perverts! ARRRGGGHHHH!

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[Tosca]

12. Carvey's Church Lady...

Well, isn't that SPECIAL?!

[porphyrian]

16. Cheney's Grinning and Getting Ready To Attack?! - n/t

[Elginoid]

18. Yup- he was even seen in the oil fires over Iraq....