I can't vote for Kerry: "God only gave us 3% of the oil."

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He said that God only gave us 3%. I can't vote for this guy. We need to get the Jesus freaks out of the White House. Doesn't he know that not everyone believes there is a God? How can he speak on behalf of God? :grr:

[Renew Deal]

1. And

this is a joke. :evilgrin:

[LoZoccolo]

2. You know what?

I so thought you were serious.

[Nevernose]

6. I DID think Bleachers was serious

Maybe it's ME that needs to mellow out...

[Renew Deal]

7. Nah

I am just making fun of all the psychotic flamebait that flies around.

[ashling]

10. Everybody thought he was serious

I think we should take him out behind the church and beat the shit out of him.

[ashling]

11. Everybody thought Bleachers was serious

I say we take him out behind the chuch and beat the shit out of him!
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[ashling]

12. Everybody thought Bleachers was serious

I say we take out behind the church and beat the shit out of him

[ashling]

13. Everybody thought Bleachers was serious

I say we take him out behind the church and beat the shit out of him

[fryguy]

4. i tought so also....

too late to take sarcasm like that....

[Nevernose]

3. Uh, it was a rhetorical, secular, political speech

And that "God gave us only 3&" thing was a figure of speech to boot. It was in no way a religious sermon. He just used a popular idiom, that's all.

:hippie: Mellow out, man :hippie:

[usregimechange]

5. Unfortunately no one cares about atheists but

Kerry will nominate judges and justices that uphold the seperation of church and state.

[iconoclastic cat]

8. Not atheists. Call us brights, please.

[TlalocW]

9. A reader of James Randi's site I see

I'm not atheist, but I definitely love reading his stuff and agree with almost all of it. He's a cool dude.

TlalocW

[DemBones DemBones]

14. If you want people to REALLY hate atheists,

keep calling yourselves "brights."

It's a lot like calling yourself "saved" because it conveys a message that you are better than others.

[slutticus]

20. I agree.

I'm an atheist and I can't stand it when people call themselves "saved". Although I've never heard the term "brights" used before.

[Elwood P Dowd]

15. He also watched a NASCAR race once

plus I saw a picture of him with a shotgun. Throw the bum out!

[Elwood P Dowd]

16. Do the mods throw you out for joking?

:-)

[DaveSZ]

17. It doesn't matter

He believes in separation of church/state, so that's all that matters.

He will protect all our beliefs or non-beliefs.

[ashling]

18. How does this reply to #16?

Just interested

[Dookus]

19. lol....fooled me

I saw the title. Said "oh no, not another one of these." Then I saw the author. Said to myself "That doesn't sound like Bleachers". Glad you cleared it up right away :)

[Renew Deal]

21. kick

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