In a week or two I will be paying all them nasty traps off. The wife and I are getting a refi on the home(15yr). I used them cards to build my credit score back up after some difficulties (I later found I could do it other ways). We both now have a good income and owe very little on the home so it will be a pleasure to tell them card companies all to shove them 24% to 16% rates up their arse.
Paying double and quadruple for stuff just isn't smart
The Language Reduction Bill of '03
In order to compete on the global marketplace, our nation must be as efficient as possible. This extends to every aspect of our lives, including (but not limited to) the way we speak. And since anybody who thinks the global marketplace is not important must be a crackhead, you can either agree with me or hit the glass pipe again, asshole.
In the interest of efficiency, I, Les Schwab, have turned my attention to the language we speak. You know, there are just too many synonyms! Example: why say "candor," "probity," or "rectitude" when you can just say "cool?" They mean basically the same thing.
And why say "fractulatious," "botherationist," or "incessifictious" when you can just say "uncool?"
http://www.sinkingboat.org/schwab/index.shtml?language_reduction