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Langis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 06:51 PM
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If you could take over the body of any pundit for a day.
Who would you like to take over?

Personally I would take over Hannity, and I would make his radio show a Kerry love fest. I would also come out of the closet on Hannity and Colmes and profess my love for Colmes. I would explain that I my support for Bush has all just been an act to prop up my career but I can’t do it any longer in good conscious because of the destruction he is doing to our country.

How about you?
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bossfish Donating Member (789 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 06:52 PM
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1. Ann Coulter...
only 'cause she has a big dick.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 06:52 PM
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2. Ann the Man Coulter
Then I would jump from a very high place...

RL
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Justice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 06:54 PM
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3. Jon Stewart or Paul Begala
Jon Stewart cuz I would just like to see how he comes up with this stuff night after night.

Paul Begala cuz he has facts and information at his fingertips - he is pretty terrific at getting it out.

I couldn't do Hannity, cuz it he is too ehw.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 06:55 PM
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4. Bob Novack
Make him confess everything & breakdown crying live on Crossfire.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 06:58 PM
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5. Michael Savage
I would announce that it was all a joke and that i was going to vote Democrat and go live with my Bubbie and attend synagogue regularly.
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Literate Tar Heel Donating Member (555 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 06:59 PM
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6. ha, I don't know
there are so so so many and for so many good reasons ... but I love the question
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 07:05 PM
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7. Joe Scarborough
and confess my sins....Yes, that intern...I did that. I hereby resign from msgop and will never be seen in public again and yes there really a huge right wing conspiracy, yes * is really stupid, Cheney is running things and the abu-garib prison scandal is much worse than has been reported.
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FrankBooth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 07:06 PM
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8. Rush on one of his show days
I would admit to every bit of propoganda I'd ever uttered ... well, the abridged version at least ... and then after the show, I would relapse in a very BIG and PUBLIC way, and then I would make sure I got myself arrested while trying to solicit male prostitutes.

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Kurt Remarque Donating Member (709 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 07:18 PM
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9. i would take over drudge and "out" myself
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mikehiggins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-16-04 07:35 PM
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10. I would take over Tucker Carlson
and do an incredible amount of acid...

Oh, wait...

Jeeze, I guess that WOULD explain a lot of what he says.

Never mind
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