WEEKEND FUNTIME: Let's FReep the so-called "Christians"!

[johnfunk]

Christianet Presidential Poll

Please select the Presidential candidate you would vote for today,
based on your perception of their current views on each issue below:

1. Faith Affects Decisions.
2. Same-sex Marriage.
3. Stopping Internet Pornography.
4. Troops Home from Iraq.
5. Abortion an American Option.
6. Qualification for Supreme Court Judges.
7. Medicare Improvements.
8. Creating Jobs in America.
9. Combat Terrorism in America.
10. Faith Based Initiatives.
Finally, who would you elect President?

Gottal love these so-called Christians -- looks like thoy're more interested in right-wing wedge issues than faith, hope or charity!

Click here and shout "Hal-le-LOOOOO-yuh!"

[Norquist Nemesis]

1. TOS

"ChristiaNet, Inc. shall have the sole discretion to terminate your access to the Christian Community for any reason at any time."...

RIP

[johnfunk]

3. "... sole discretion" -- ROTFLMAO

"Yessir, our sysop and Webmaster have been authorized by Jaaaaaaay-zus hisself to cast you from the Community of True Beeeelievers!"

[DarkPhenyx]

2. They are so gonna hate us.

and I so just don't care. :evilgrin:

[LibertyorDeath]

4. done...That was fun...

:)

[funkybutt]

5. DID IT

that was easy...freaks

[johnfunk]

6. Kick -- Praise the Lord and pass the wedge issues!

Brothers and sisters, vote NOW! Amen!

[iconoclastic cat]

7. Uh,

don't you mean, "Let's DU the so-called Christians"?

[johnfunk]

9. Of course I do -- but the use of "Freep"...

... is filled with far more irony than, say, Jerry Falwell is filled with actual, measurable "Holy Spirit."

Besides, cultural conservatives are trying to kill irony. I say kill 'em back...

[iconoclastic cat]

10. Ah, I see...

[johnfunk]

17. OTOH, as I see it, we're...

... DUing God's work.

[Iris]

8. Hee! Hee! I got to pick Kerry AND say I'm from GA!

I didn't have time for the free Bible Quiz, though.

[charlyvi]

23. You Go Girl

I got to say I'm for Kerry and I'm in Alabama. Some rush, huh?

[jimshoes]

11. I did my bit

felt good! Praise the Lawd!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

12. I agree, that was fun

I got to vote for Kerry all the way down the line then inform them I'm in Texas.

Yee-ha!

[Rebellious Republican]

13. He-He-He, I feel so devilish, done!

I got to vote Kerry and tell them I am from Florida!:evilgrin:

[johnfunk]

14. Amen, Brother Rebellious!

And an extra salute to an American vet -- thank you for your service!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

33. I second that salute to a vet

from the wife of a vet, salute.

[IrishBloodEngHeart]

15. you should pick bush for one of the ten

so it doesn't look totally bogus.

I picked him for number 9.

[thebaghwan]

16. I mixed my responses so it would look like I had given it some thought

(NOT). I love their statement "We will announced the results in a couple of weeks" Yeah right.

[johnfunk]

18. I'm surprised the poll doesn't have a choice for...

"Establishing a Bible-based theocracy in America, or at least the Confederacy"

[OnionPatch]

19. I voted

but had to go wash after being exposed to that site.

[johnfunk]

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[LiberalUprising]

20. You are all going to hell for that

But it was fun!

[johnfunk]

22. KICK!

It's the weekend, and you know what that means -- fun at the expense of the loony right wing! Cast your vote!

[proud patriot]

24. That was fun

:D

[WolverineDG]

25. done

& i took the diet bible quiz...sheesh...they hammered alot on the kosher rules, then started playing semantics..... :eyes:

but still, i got 19 out of 25 correct...not bad for a liberal "bad" christian, eh? :party:

dg

[johnfunk]

26. Diet Bible Quiz?

Is that a Bible quiz with half the calories of the Regular Bible Quiz?

[johnfunk]

27. Kick! It's Sunday -- DU the Lord's work and take the poll!

http://www.christianet.com/internetmarketing/presidentialpoll.htm

Amen!

[jdonaldball]

28. Done. Will the Cardinal give me an indulgence for this?

[johnfunk]

29. Sunday funtime KICK!

DU the poll when you're not watching Robert Byrd slapping the Bush Boy around on Meat the Prezz!

[The Zanti Regent]

30. Gee, the results are postponned for a few weeks...

Hey kids, WHICH COMMANDMENT ARE THESE LIARS GONNA BREAK WHEN THEY STACK THE DECK FOR THE CHIMP???????

[johnfunk]

31. Late Sunday Funtime Kick

Quick! The Lord's day is almost over. Vote now... God told ya to!

[Trekologer]

32. My commentary

1. Faith Affects Decisions.

I want a president who puts the needs and best interest of the nation above his (or her) religious beliefs. Edge: Kerry.

2. Same-sex Marriage.

I want a president who isn't so afraid of same-sex couples that he feels the need to push for laws and constitutional amendments to discriminate against and take away civil rights from gays and lesbians. Edge: Kerry.

3. Stopping Internet Pornography.

I want a president who isn't trying to decide what adults do in the privacy of their own homes. While it is important to protect children from pornography, that should be the duty of parents not the government. Edge: Kerry.

4. Troops Home from Iraq.

I want a president who does not put our troops in harms way over a personal agenda. Our military might should only be used when there is a clear and present danger to the United States. Edge: Kerry.

5. Abortion an American Option.

I want a president who realizes that the issue of abortion is a personal one and should be decided upon by the woman and man who are in the position to choose one and shouldn't be forced away because of the personal opinion of someone in the government. Edge: Kerry.

6. Qualification for Supreme Court Judges.

I want a president who will nominate judges to the federal courts who are moderate in their views and not leaning toward any one side. Court decisions should be made based on the rule of law and not party politics. Edge: Kerry.

7. Medicare Improvements.

I want a president who will propose and get enacted improvements to Medicare that are actual improvements such as full prescription medication plan, not a gimicky "discount card" that is only a sweetheart deal for drug makers. Edge: Kerry.

8. Creating Jobs in America.

I want a president who will do whatever he can to not only reduce joblessness but also reduce and eventually eliminate the working poor. Men and women who work to provide for their families should be able to earn a livable wage. Edge: Kerry.

9. Combat Terrorism in America.

I want a president who will keep America safe but at the same time protect civil liberties. The rights of Americans shouldn't be thrown away to create a false sense of security. Edge: Kerry.

10. Faith Based Initiatives.

The government should not be sponsoring any chairty work that forces a religious agenda onto those in need. In fact, chairty work should be obsolite because the government should be providing to those in need. Government assistance shouldn't be just a hand out but a path back to financial independence. Edge: Kerry.