democraticinsurgent
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:30 AM
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GWB: Human beings begin life as a "feces" |
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Political comedians should get into a new line of work. There's no longer a need for parody:
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NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated:
"We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:31 AM
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1. You have got to be kidding . . . |
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Is there any sourcing for this?
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:31 AM
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2. Do you have a link for this? |
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:32 AM
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That's amazing...He said it a dozen times??? He really is fucking brain dead...Holy shit...
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:34 AM
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11. urban legend? I read this last week but it wasn't Bush --it was some |
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local yokel drunk politician who grabbed the mike.
Got links?
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:32 AM
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bush bumper sticker
or is it a freudian slip
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:33 AM
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5. Where did you find this? |
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:33 AM
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6. Somebody tell * not everybody has his life history. (nt) |
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:33 AM
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:34 AM
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But I sure do love that Snopes.com.
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:35 AM
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I knew it had to be too good to be true.
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:33 AM
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Hoo boy, Jon Stewart is gonna go to town with this... |
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If only there's footage of this for Dave Letterman.
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:33 AM
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This is unbelievable! Whoa! Does anyone have a copy of the tape so we can show our Christian-right acquaintances just what Bush thinks of their pro-life stance?
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:33 AM
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Oh man you have got to post a link for this. Please be true...please please be true! :freak:
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:34 AM
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:38 AM
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should have checked first. it was forwarded to me this morning by someone who is usually credible. i apologize profusely.
(good for a chuckle anyway, i hope)
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:35 AM
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16. Another celebrity endorsement for Bush! |
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:35 AM
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17. Interestingly, The Speaker CONTINUES Life as a Feces |
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:35 AM
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18. Some never progress beyond the point of feces. |
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Some retain feces in lieu of a brain.
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:36 AM
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19. Mr. Hanky will be pleased! |
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:38 AM
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all life begins as shit? Maybe that's his understanding of the birth process?
His daddys feces traveled through the sewer pipe of his mother to be nurtured in the vast sewage treatment plant of her womb only to arrive 9 months later as her little turd.
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:46 AM
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22. are you shitting me? Sorry, couldn't resist! <nt> |
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:53 AM
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23. New Theme Song for the Bush Administration |
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Everything that lives on earth poos in some way And thats how the cycle happens each and everyday Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky Its all here because of poo and now ill tell you why
Grass is eaten by the cattle Which is eaten by women and men Defuses with their body, and becomes poo again And that poo goes through the sewer which is tucked into the sea and its eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes me We got bigger fish with the poo still inside Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand So that it can spring to the life and become poo for the land!
Its the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe Which crawls up to the earth, and becomes the blades of grass The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end To make poo for the humans, and start all over again.
Mr: Hankey: You see son? Youre not an insignificate part of life! You are life! Cornwallis: But how can I be that blade of grass? Or a human? I dont control what they do Mr. Hankey: Just like your heart beats without u thinking about it. So do your giraffes and humans do what they do. Without you even thinking about it! But it is all one life form. It is all you.
Cornwallis: I think I see now (deep singinge voice) Im the poo of the antelope, that flows onto the ground Mr. Hankey: Which becomes the grass of tomorrow Cornwallis: Yea Mr. Hankey: Which the critters turn around Cornwallis: And I'm the leg of a leopard. And the wings of a hen. Both: Which becomes the inner part of humans, and turn back to poo again. Thats the circle, the circle of poooooooooooo.
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:54 AM
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24. And some of those Feces ... |
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grow up to be BIG feces, and become pResident through the corruption of even more Feces.
Cheers Drifter
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:55 AM
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25. Maybe he's speaking from personal experience. /nt |
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Wed Jul-21-04 11:13 AM
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27. I am sure the transcript will be "corrected", Soviet style, to protect the |
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illiterate lying BPOSS (Big Piece of Sorry Shit).
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Wed Jul-21-04 11:15 AM
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28. Snopes debunked it - oh well - that's it, then. Snopes is irrerefutable. |
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