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Wed Jul-21-04 07:42 PM
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Pretend you are God. What message would you send Bush? |
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:43 PM
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:53 PM
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17. ditto on that one. ;) |
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:43 PM
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2. Get Out of Al Gore's House |
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It's not too late for Al to start cleaning things up to hand over to Kerry & Edwards.
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Thu Jul-22-04 12:52 AM
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59. I'll second this message. |
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:43 PM
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3. I'm not god. I'm the other guy |
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and I'd say to Bush; you're doing just fine my boy.
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:44 PM
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4. Quit using My Name in VAIN, |
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:45 PM
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5. I am God and I do NOT approve of your actions! |
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:45 PM
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6. You have misused my name |
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You've got some splaining to do.
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:46 PM
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7. Keep your asbestos undies clean |
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:46 PM
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8. Tell the world the whole truth and then turn yourself in for prosecution. |
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:47 PM
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9. "Stock up on asbestos, George." |
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:48 PM
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10. Evolve Or Step Aside. Otherwise You Will Be Swept Aside |
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by the rising tide of Humanity's hunger for Peace and Unity.
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:48 PM
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11. You stupid idiot - I'm God, not you! Stop pretending - you're annoying me! |
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Edited on Wed Jul-21-04 07:49 PM by Mr_Spock
n/m
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:49 PM
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:51 PM
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14. Read a newspaper for My sakes... N/T |
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:52 PM
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15. Can't do that, but...there's a southern saying that I've heard for 40 some |
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thing years....'there's a special place in hell for people who (insert heinous act here)'. In his case...who lie to start bogus wars for profit while stating that God told him to do it.
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:53 PM
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:54 PM
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Do not pass go, do not collect $200 Million.
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:55 PM
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19. All this time you thought I was the one giving you guidance? |
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Darn that devil, he loves taking advantage of dumb little shits like you! :evilgrin:
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Wed Jul-21-04 07:59 PM
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20. A permanent cyst on his buttocks in the shape of Rush Limbaugh's face. |
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:02 PM
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:04 PM
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22. I think G-d should have "spoken" to Babs many many years ago... |
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:04 PM
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23. "Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." |
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and..."Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:05 PM
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just a quick bolt of lightning
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:07 PM
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25. "Gonna burn in hell, monster!" |
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"I've got a nice spot picked out between Hitler and Tiberius. On your left is an empty room reserved for your Poppy and Pinochet, who I am making homosexual bunkies for eternity."
"Now, let's see, what should I do to YOU?"
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:07 PM
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Edited on Wed Jul-21-04 08:18 PM by merh
Recalling the entire unit.
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***With a special apology being sent to the citizens of the world, humbly apologizing for the error in sending the defective unit to earth. In an effort to try to repay the citizens for this mistake, the hole in the ozone layer will be sealed; the waters of the world will be cleaned; pure rain will fall in the rain forest and they will be revived; oil reserves in Iraq will be increased; a scientist that shares his knowledge with all nations will be given the secrets necessary to create successful alternative sources of energy; and, a physician who works for the greater good of mankind will be provided the information necessary to develop a cure for aids.***
So Very Sorry - the earth will also know peace for 500 years!
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:10 PM
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:08 PM
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27. I'd wait for his next big public speech |
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and then set his ass afire and speak through him directly to the world. Warn them of the dangers of false prophets or some such, and remind them of the actual message of Jesus, which speaks primarily of peace and forgiveness. I'd denounce Bush himself through his own mouth. Then I'd douse the fire leaving him unharmed for the world to do with as they see fit.
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:17 PM
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29. "REMOVE THYSELF FROM THE HOUSE OF KERRY", confess your |
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sins and beg forgiveness from those you have greviously wronged". So saith the Lord.
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:18 PM
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30. "Ive got sixteen other universes and a new one on the stove. Look, |
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Edited on Wed Jul-21-04 08:18 PM by Godless Gearhead
can't you people take care of this turd yourself? I gave you more frontal lobe than any other critter on that rock. Use some of it. I gotta go. Love ya!"
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:18 PM
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31. Every animal he will pass shall fart uncontrollably. |
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:23 PM
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32. Arrogant fool, humble yourself and repent. Only then can you know me. nt |
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:25 PM
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:44 PM
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34. Go unto Senators Frist & Santorum |
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unseal your manhood and netherregions and sayeth unto them:
"licky, licky, sticky, sticky."
And so it is willed, so it shall be done, with Larry Flynt conveniently rolled up along side to take snapshots for the September edition of Hustler.
This is the word of God, I command you.
And the resteth shalleth taketh careth of itselfeth.
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Wed Jul-21-04 08:49 PM
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Wed Jul-21-04 09:07 PM
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36. You idiot! You've been talking to that fella I kicked outta here! |
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Wed Jul-21-04 09:09 PM
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37. Endorse Kerry for President, my son. |
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I need you back in Texas clearing brush for all eternity.
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Wed Jul-21-04 09:10 PM
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"The next time you see me coming, you better run." (Highway 61)
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Wed Jul-21-04 09:11 PM
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39. "Come and join me...NOW!" |
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Wed Jul-21-04 09:12 PM
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40. Do humankind a favor... |
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Wed Jul-21-04 09:36 PM
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41. "Ummm, do I know you?" |
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"Followed by one of those gazigawatt lightning bolts I'm so fond of, right in the ass. Either that or the whole pillar of salt thing, I haven't decided yet.
Or maybe I'd zap him into being a child detained at Abu Ghraib. I like that whole poetic justice thing."
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Wed Jul-21-04 09:38 PM
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Wed Jul-21-04 09:44 PM
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43. My Son, I want to get to know you better. |
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I command you, in My most holy Name, to give all of your wealth to the poor, pack your bags, take up your cross, and follow me. There is a remote mountain in Tibet where you must go and wait. I will meet you there. Contact Diebold and inform them that Kerry must win in a landslide. Then, order your administration to do nothing unless I command it from now until January 20th. Leave for Tibet by 2:00PM on January 21st. I am the Lord your God; you will obey me, or there will be a greasy spot where you used to be.
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Wed Jul-21-04 09:45 PM
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SHUT UP. Or I'll shut you up. Remember the pretzel?
Thank you.
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Wed Jul-21-04 09:48 PM
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45. The Lord giveth: "Here. Have a pretzel" ...the lord taketh away... |
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Wed Jul-21-04 09:54 PM
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46. Repent, the end is near |
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Wed Jul-21-04 11:48 PM
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47. I have just sent you another "son" named Moon. |
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Bow down to your new Moon Messiah! (God unzips his trowsers... :loveya:)
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Wed Jul-21-04 11:51 PM
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48. You're going down, my son. |
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Wed Jul-21-04 11:52 PM
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49. enjoy the next 20 years or so |
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on earth, because the rest of eternity is going to be a bitch.
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Wed Jul-21-04 11:57 PM
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50. Fffttt Fffftttt BOOOOOOMMMMM!!! *sizzle* |
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To quote Granny Yokum from Al Capp's L'il Abner "Ah has SPOKE!!"
lightning from on high gets their attention eVERYTIME!
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Thu Jul-22-04 07:34 AM
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79. had the same thought. |
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Thu Jul-22-04 12:12 AM
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Give EVERYONE in the USA complete and utter knowledge of how badly Bush* has lied and cheated. Every 'sweetheart' deal. Make it semi-permanent, so that everytime the media mentions him, you would be reminded *again* of what an asshole he is. Bush would then lose the ability to lie again, kinda like Jim Carrey in 'Liar, Liar'.
Speaks to kharma and hopefully keeps things like this from happening again. Let the fun begin. :evilgrin:
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Thu Jul-22-04 12:18 AM
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52. "Don't worry we're almost finished your brain" |
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Thu Jul-22-04 12:19 AM
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53. Wow! Is this "Live from the Actors Studio" with James Lipton? |
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Sounds like a question from that wacky "Bernard Pivot" questionnaire at the end.
Hmmm. I'm God, I get to talk to Bush ...
"Yo. Yutz! Quit pretending to follow me for the sake of political expediency. You're beginning to annoy me. You have no moral compass, no leadership skills, no true spirituality. So quit being this massive FAKE CHRISTIAN who makes foolish Freepers wander behind you on the goat path of life."
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Thu Jul-22-04 12:26 AM
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54. I am the Lord thy God... |
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be afraid George, be very afraid. There are things much, much worse tha death, all of which shall avail themselves to you unless you stop your shit. NOW.
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Thu Jul-22-04 12:45 AM
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55. Pretend you're Japanese and have dishonored yourself. |
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Thu Jul-22-04 12:46 AM
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56. Hey! You! Get off of my cloud |
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd On my cloud
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Thu Jul-22-04 12:48 AM
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57. Mene Mene Teckel Bush |
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Write it on the wall in front of him.
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Thu Jul-22-04 12:50 AM
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58. "Pharaoh, let My people go!" |
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Thu Jul-22-04 12:57 AM
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60. during the convention |
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you shall tour the city zoo, and when there you will cast yourself into the lion cage, naked, so that you may challenge the largest of the males, and this battle will prove to all mankind that you are the messiah...or that humans are no match for lions...one of those
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Thu Jul-22-04 12:58 AM
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61. 'those last thunderbolts were just warnings, jackass!' n/t |
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Thu Jul-22-04 01:15 AM
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62. a myocardial infarction |
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Thu Jul-22-04 01:23 AM
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63. Well, after re-instating Utopia. |
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I'd boot Bush's ass down to the hot place down under.
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Thu Jul-22-04 01:30 AM
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64. Does spontaneous human combustion... |
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...count as a "message"?
If I'm God, things like George W. Bush never exist.
End of story.
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Thu Jul-22-04 01:33 AM
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65. " W - drinkith from thy cup of anti-freeze" |
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"For it shall makith you a god!" Mm..anti-freeze...
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Thu Jul-22-04 01:48 AM
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66. "Go forth, and sin no more." |
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Thu Jul-22-04 01:57 AM
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67. Dear Bush, why have you forsaken me? Love, God. |
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Thu Jul-22-04 02:36 AM
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and don't you come back no more!
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Thu Jul-22-04 02:42 AM
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69. I'm afraid your reservations have been misplaced, |
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but fortunately we had a last-minute cancellation for the Lucifer Suite.
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in more ways than one. :grr: :evilgrin:
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Thu Jul-22-04 04:28 AM
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73. I would send him the answers to Peace, the location of the Iraqi WMD, |
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the secrets of the Universe, the principles of capturing and using monopoles...those one sided magnets, answers to creating a Sustainable Earth, Leadership skills in finding ways for Earth to prevent Large scale Famine, where to find more oil, how to asttain cheap energy, How to create more fun and a higher standard of living, etc etc.
Since Bush shows not a scintillia of any of the above, means he doesnt get a two way with "GOD".
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Thu Jul-22-04 04:37 AM
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74. You time on earth has ended...Your next journey will be down that road |
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straight to Hell. Don't worry there are no forks in the road. No bumps or curves. Just a straight road to Hell.
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Thu Jul-22-04 06:02 AM
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"That's right, Jesus, Mary, and I all cast our votes for Al Gore, now you should impeach yourself or I'm going to turn back time so that the real president can take office in Januare 2001."
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Thu Jul-22-04 06:27 AM
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76. Hey Dude, you want to see some real fire power?? |
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KerrrBLAMmmmm!!!!, unleash a super lightning bolt.
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Thu Jul-22-04 06:33 AM
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77. It all depends on which God you are talking about. |
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Old Testament or New Testament?
If it's Old Testament I am sure it would end pretty ugly for W. :)
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Thu Jul-22-04 07:29 AM
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78. Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. |
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Thu Jul-22-04 07:35 AM
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80. I've pulled your ticket....you are going to the other place.... |
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..and wipe that silly smirk off your face.
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Thu Jul-22-04 07:45 AM
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81. I gave you everything, and what have you sown? |
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The ole - we will know you by your fruits test.
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Thu Jul-22-04 10:06 AM
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82. In letters of fire across the Washington sky ... |
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... "Bush is a liar"
Let's see what Rove can do with that!
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Thu Jul-22-04 10:20 AM
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83. "I want my name taken off your projects" and |
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"You're in a heap o' trouble, Boy."
:-)
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Thu Jul-22-04 10:21 AM
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84. "for the last time, I AM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!!!!' |
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