Bob Eubanks Wants To Beat Up Michael Moore In A Toilet

[baldguy]

"The Newlywed Game" host has had a feud with the "Fahrenheit 9/11" director ever since Moore's 1989 documentary "Roger and Me" showed him telling an off-color joke: "Why do Jewish women never get AIDS? They only marry a**holes, they don't screw `em."

Eubanks claims that he only told the joke because he thought the camera was off, and insists the joke was told to him by a Jewish friend.

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Eubanks sounds like another 'puke moron. He acts like a bigoted asshole, but somehow it's Moore's fault.

[kcwayne]

1. It's a great joke, just replace "Jewish women" with

wives of vapid variety show hosts.

[hatrack]

2. And I should care what Bob Eubanks (!) thinks because . . .

Anyone? Bueller?

[RoyGBiv]

3. Cameras were off...

I love it when people say things like that. Does he really not realize he just said he only told the joke because he didn't think anyone who would find it offensive would ever know he told it? Apparently, if the tree falls and no one is around, it really doesn't make any noise.

Eubanks is and always has been a jerk whose only concern is his image. That stupid flap about the mention of anal sex on his Newlyweds show and him denying it happened for years until someone dug up a copy of the tape, which I don't doubt he tried to hide, is a prime example.

Sorry for the rant, but I've never been able to stand him. His smile repulses me. In fact, he reminds me of Guy Smiley without the integrity.

[LizW]

6. Isn't that funny?

It's like he thinks its okay to be a bigot just within his circle of trusted friends, but when someone shows him to be a bigot to everyone else, he's mad.

Don't want to be seen as a bigot and liar, Bob? Then don't be a bigot and liar!

[Longhorn]

4. Drumming up publicity for his book.

I was wondering why he popped up all of a sudden! Talk about "whimper" from the past!

[King Coal]

5. Bob Eubanks and Pat Boone. Now there is a pair to draw to.

[HootieMcBoob]

7. I think they're both going to have prime time speaking slots

at the Republican Convention. Along with Mike Ditka, Ted Nugent and the Revereng Sun Yung Moon.

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Too bad. And I really liked those Most Outrageous Game Show Moments too.

Yeah, the Pukes really corner the market in star power, don't they? :eyes: