What freepers put on their freedom fries!

[DemoVet]

Just when I think they can't get any stupider....well, look at the site

http://www.wketchup.com/

[alexwcovington]

1. Heh.

The W is for Wanker.

[DemoVet]

9. Yeah, but he'd need help finding it

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. Yeah, they sure showed that nasty Heinz Kethcup co, who donates

big bucks to REPUBS! *lol*

[DemoVet]

8. Saw a quote during the Whitewater mess

to the effect that republicans will cut themselves just to watch someone bleed...kinda proves this, doesn't it?

[GreenPartyVoter]

16. Yep...

[22181]

3. Three thoughts come to mind...

1. They're taking Heinz and relabeling it.

2. If they aren't, then their little "private" ketchup is no doubt monitored along the creation process as stringently as Heinz and other big-factory ketchups are. More dangerous, but then again so is W's inept administration, so I guess the danger appeals to the stupid.

3. WTF ever happened to Hunts?

[DemoVet]

6. Oh, I can get it at Meijer here in MI

But I opt for the store brand. I mean, it's just ketchup (or catsup, if you prefer)

[mitchtv]

4. W, the world's slowest ketchup

.

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Heehee!

[DemoVet]

7. Damn it, I was trying to think of something catchy when I posted this!

Good one, Mitch

[TrustingDog]

17. easy to ketchup to that slow president.

[TrustingDog]

18. Carly Simon's 'Anticipation' - wasn't that a jingle for Heinz?

bush's would be 'confuseration'

[LTR]

10. Why does the label look like a Wal-Mart brand?

I mean, look at this:



Aren't there any competent graphic artists that are Republican?

[LTR]

11. And by the way...

...isn't it poor flag etiquette to use Old Glory in the advertising of a product? It's on the rules of flag etiquette, along with improper burning and disposal?

Any chance of a constitutional amendment?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

12. Who the fuck is the Freedom Alliance?

[DemBones DemBones]

13. Am I correct that Teresa Heinz Kerry

has NO say in running Heinz? She is involved with the Heinz Foundation, but that's separate. (Do these morans refuse to drive Fords if they disagree with something the Ford Foundation does?)

Does she get any profits from Heinz? She got a huge inheritance after Jack Heinz was killed, but does she get anything more from the company?

Of course, she had John Kerry sign a pre-nup, too. In short, I don't think he has any connection to the Heinz company, and hers is that she was married to an heir to the Heinz family.

[mike1963]

14. Sent them an email with this URL

http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/4/3.html

then said they're assholes.
:D

[JohnyCanuck]

15. The main problem with W Ketchup.

is after you take off the cap, you have to wait 7 minutes for the first drop out of the bottle. Talk about the SLOOOOOWWWW ketchup!!!

[HamstersFromHell]

19. How about...

"Tip the bottle now, it'll be out by January!"