Stop. You had me at "Napolation."

[trumad]

If you haven't read the front page Hate Mail, yurrr missin some funny shit....

That comment above was laugh out lout funny....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/mail/hatemail_23.html

[luaneryder]

1. What's an "obsticleto"? n/t

[HereSince1628]

14. Oh we have those in Wisconsin...ice waiting to fall from overpass

which then blocks the road...once it falls its merely an obsticle

and most students have seen napolations...they are those funny squiggles that handwriting turns into as you fall asleep whilst taking notes during lecture. Napolations surely screwed GW's educational career...to stay awake he shoved pencils up his nose.

[indigobusiness]

15. Something to do

with a circle jerk.

Apparently.

I'm guessing.

[buycitgo]

2. really! that stuff IS LOL quality

I particularly loved this bit of WWII scholarship from Napolation guy:

"Russia would have dominated the entire region if not for the USA."

thank GOD we were there in Stalingrad, da?

[buycitgo]

3. more from same guy, a Joyce wannabe, perhaps?

Democratics live in a make believe world, that didn't use to be so, for power Dems have no boundaries.

[buycitgo]

4. this made me spu my Earl Gray!

Why are you so fucking stupid to believe the shit that is spude by your leaders.

[buycitgo]

6. but, then, how can one possibly top THIS?

I hate democrats..... I have a pitt bull who is direct offspring of "Chinaman" one of the baddest dogs that pit fighting has ever known. My cat eats out of his food bowl and my 7 month old daughter crawls in my floor. My dog is the perfect gentleman... He is always supervised and is a 57.26lb theft duturant. My dog would kill for "my family" and I am glad that he would. I do not have to have a gun in my house b/c my dog loves me and would die for "me". It is just a breed of dogs that you democrats have ruined by you stupidity. "Niggers" walking up and down the street in the ghetto with these dogs is what ruined the breed. Do some research or better yet, own one of these dogs and you will see that "traditionally" they have been and are great dogs.

[trumad]

10. That's why I love the hate mail

documented proof of the folks who litter the Republican Party..

[slipperduke]

16. Oh wow

That really did have me rolling about. What prompted that little outburst?

Some people really do need a bit of help.

[porkrind]

18. Reminds me of the "The Official Ninja Webpage"

Must be the same guy. :)

http://www.realultimatepower.net

:dem:

---

Read about the Right-Wing "Master Plan": http://www.zmag.org/chomsky/sam/sam-contents.html

Have you read "War is a Racket"?: http://lexrex.com/enlightened/articles/warisaracket.htm

Read George Orwell's classic "1984" free online here: http://www.online-literature.com/orwell/1984

[PopSixSquish]

25. The Democratic Party Ruined Pit Bulls?

Who knew? :shrug:

I guess this guy will have to get a new "duturant".

[DarkPhenyx]

5. Now, I have my share of typos on this board...

...but I can't imagine why someone wouldn't proof read an e-mail you are sending to express an opposing view. Then again look at the general lack of any substance in the mail. I'm thinking it's a moot point in this case.

Skinner? Do we ever get any "decent" hate mail? Ya know....logical, well written, informed and erudite? Just curious.

[sendero]

7. I'm going to go out on a limb here...

... I can't recall ever reading that kind of hate screed when it didn't contain numerous grammatical and spelling errors, often really stupid ones.

One could easily draw the conclusion that hateful people aren't too bright :)

[buycitgo]

8. remember Bush Body count?

they get the most excellent hate mail there, too

I used to get it forwarded to me: very very entertaining

[trumad]

11. Get over to freeper land...

when I make typos and I see them here at DU it's obvious that a wrong key was hit. The freeps just out and out spell the word wrong. Plus...in their vitriol hatred they type in sheer madness which causes all types of misspelled words.

[DarkPhenyx]

24. Probably decent conclusion.

However not all gramatically flawed and typo filled post is hateful either.

Squares are polygons, but polygons aren't squares necessarily.

[Maestro]

9. Not a rational response in the lot

How many f-bombs can be dropped in a 100 word diatribe?

[Media_Lies_Daily]

12. I was LOL at the responses...great stuff!

[Burma Jones]

13. It's just a cold hard fact that Democrats are Smarter

Go to the link you few freep lurkers who've happened to figure out this whole "internet" thing.

http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~gcharter/iq.txt


I guess Television or Fundie Churches or (most likely) anonymous postings on the net have emboldened the terminally stupid among us.

[NoPasaran]

17. I spude coffee all over my keyboard! n/t

[buycitgo]

19. could this be a new repuke word, like morans?

Gingrich spude his typical hatespeech on Faux last night.

[Eurobabe]

35. no it's a typo for Quayle

SPUD.

POTATOE.

[GOPisEvil]

20. EarlG is freaking comic genius!

But then, he has excellent material. ;-)

[stavka]

21. Napolation = The Current Population of Naples, Italy

Similar to Ropolation, and Venpolation in it's use.

[lectrobyte]

26. When I first read that hate mail item, I thought the author

was implying that the French were doing OK until they started sitting around eating Italian 3-flavored ice cream.

[devinsgram]

22. Hey, I never knew I was a dipshit!

What a wonderful way to start the day, laughing out of control.

Seriously though, one can just read the level of education there and it is just a total shame. Not one letter that had any logical thinking to it. Just fanatical dribble.

Interesting also; not one letter about F9-11.

[SheepyMcSheepster]

23. wow, these people sound pissed off and very nasty

bizarre. "i hate democrats........i have a dog" LOL.

thanks for sharing the emails, really kind of scary.

[chefgirl]

27. Some funny shit alright

I LOVE hate mailbag!! The responses are absolute gems.
My favorite this time:

"Dude, get an education, seriously"

EarlG is easily one of my favorite comic writers! :toast:

-chef-

[buycitgo]

28. wonder if he's the one with the sign:

you know, Get a Brain, Morans!

[DinahMoeHum]

29. LMAO! Another breath of foul air! Thanks, DU !

:evilgrin:

[MrBenchley]

30. Another hilarious sampling...

The amazing thing is that no matter how stupid, ugly and ignorant I make Bob Boudelang, the real thing manages to be even worse.

[gauguin57]

31. Since I am a "bed-wetting liberal,"

this stuff made me WET MY PANTS laughing.

[Sal316]

32. My favorite is still "Conservatives are the smart!"

Alhtough "You had me at Napolation" is pretty good too. I thought they might have been talking about Janet Napolitano, our Governor.. lol.

[terrya]

33. I guess I'm a "cock-smoker". Sounded gay to me.

:-)

[redqueen]

34. Cheneying hell!

This pretty much explains it all, doesn't it?

lol... "Napolation" was my favorite as well

But isn't it interesting that even the ones that can manage to spell still don't seem to be able to manage to get a firm grasp on reality?

"You clowns on the left used to be funny when you were out of power."

Uh huh.

:crazy: