did anybody hear the pirate joke on AAR just now?

[buycitgo]

they laughed hard at it

mark the dittohead told it

damn

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Ann Arbor Dem]

1. I didn't hear it...

What was it?

Thanks!

[buycitgo]

3. me either! that's why I desperately started this thread

[aden_nak]

2. Here are some more pirate jokes:

Q: Why couldn't the little boy go to the pirate movie?
A: It was rated Arrrrrrrr!!!

Q: What did the pirate say on Wheel of Fortune?
A: Could I have an eye?

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. He sits down in front of the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and can't help but comment, "Um, you kow, you have a steering wheel stuck down the front of your pants."

"Aye, I know," says the pirate. "It's drivin' me nuts!"

[buycitgo]

4. that third one........ARRRRRRRR

HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

made me LOL

AF just told the first one

[aden_nak]

6. The third is my favorite.

I am at work, but SOMEONE should call it in. Make sure you can do a decent pirate voice, though.

[realisticphish]

12. lol

my band director told us that the first day of his first band camp my junior year in HS; he even told it through the megaphone from his podium...we were all thinking, this is gonna be a fun year....

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Gold Metal Flake]

17. Oh well, one more...

Q: Why are pirates so grumpy?
A: They just arrrrrr!!

[skypilot]

5. I tuned it out.

I was kind of annoyed. Franken confronted Luther with the 9/11 commission's "failure of imagination" crap and then proceeded to tell him about instances where US intelligence had uncovered plots to use airplanes as weapons. Luther had nothing to say and so changed the subject. Being able to tell a pirate joke on Pirate Day was too convenient an "out" for him to pass up. I didn't want to hear his stupid joke. I wanted to hear him get nailed.

[buycitgo]

10. he gets nailed every single time he's on

sometimes I wonder if it's a setup

he's like the Washington Generals

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

7. I heard it

An abbreviated version:

A pirate walks into a bar, missing a leg, an arm and an eye. Guy asks him, how did you lose that leg?

he explains - killing a whale

how did you lose that arm?

he explains - in a fight

how did you lose your eye?

Well, I was walking down the street and a bird shat in me eye

But, that wouldn't make you lose your eye!

Well, I had just lost me arm that day!

[buycitgo]

8. something about a hook in there?

thanks!

I liked the steering wheel joke better; it made me laugh

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

14. I thought he didn't say "hook"!

I thought that it was just implied, but I'm probably wrong. That's why I can't tell jokes.

[kaitykaity]

9. Here's the one the dittohead told.

"I lost my eye when a bird shit in it."

"How did that make you lose the eye?"

"Well, that was the day I got my hook."


That was the only thing funny about the whole
damn hour.

:puke:

[buycitgo]

11. did you see the steering wheel joke?

I like that one better

[buycitgo]

13. punchlines to some filthy Canadian jokes

"That's why salmon swim upstream!"
"Why do you think it's called 'The Big O'?"
"It's the mouth of the mighty St.Lawrence"
"Now that's a beaver pelt!"
"That's right - the world's tallest freestanding structure"
"They call them the Edmonton Oilers
"Just south of Regina"
"Hurry! Hurry Hard!
"I get a double-double every morning!"
"Like a moose, baby."

[htuttle]

15. "Shat on a turtle?!"

[Poiuyt]

18. OK, I'll bite

Of course, the mods will probably move it over to the lounge

[onecitizen]

16. It was funny.........

but I didn't wanna laugh. hehehe