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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-04 10:55 PM
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he's getting a turkey neck wattle



Next Thanksgiving he can do the photo-op without the rubber turkey! Just pin a few feathers in his hair and paint his beak red.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-04 10:56 PM
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1. I resemble that remark!
The turkey was plastic, not rubber lol.

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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-04 10:56 PM
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2. And by that time
We can stick a fork in him-- cause he's gonna be DONE!!!
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cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-04 11:21 PM
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3. You're right! It's beginning to sag.
Also, notice the hair. It's looking really brillo-padish lately. And his skin - really blotchy. The bridge of his nose is permanently bright red. A lot of broken capillaries from heavy drinking.

The left corner of his mouth sags down because he really is a very unhappy man, and the skin below it sags down.

He's just a mess.
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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-04 11:30 PM
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4. Gracious - he looks terrible.
Not that he ever looks that good, but this - dreadful! He may not be holding up well under pressure - for the first time in his life. Wonder if he realizes that some of this stuff, his dad may not be able to get him out of.
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Kool Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-04 11:32 PM
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5. Now that's something you don't see every day-
a turkey-neck wattle on a horse's ass. (No offense intended to horses.)
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NightOwwl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-04 11:35 PM
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6. He's thinking...
what the fuck? Last thing I remember Cheney was giving me my bedtime shot of Nyquil. How the hell did I end up in this room surrounded by all these black people?

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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-23-04 11:55 PM
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7. he looks like somebody just slapped him upside the head
Edited on Fri Jul-23-04 11:56 PM by NJCher
Watch that wattle wattle!

Yes, Cliss, he is indeed a mess. Just a damn mess. Always was, always will be.

I wonder if the Brillo pad hair is the side effect of some drug? I saw a pic of him from about 3-4 years ago and his hair was really different then. I know my mother is taking a drug and as a result, her hair texture has changed.


Cher

p.s. edited to add: I just looked at the picture again. I think he looks scared. What's funny is the way the guy on the right in the picture is looking at him...sorta' like he's laughing at his discomfort.

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