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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 07:19 AM
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Would you rather go to Heaven or Hell?
Edited on Sat Jul-24-04 07:19 AM by trumad
I don't know...it just seems to me that heaven's to damn Republican while Hell is more South Beach/Vegas and Democratic. Besides, I hate White!
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monarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 07:20 AM
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1. You can't possibly think
that there will be Republicans in heaven.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 07:23 AM
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5. I know of two, maybe three, who WOULD go to Heaven.
All neo-cons will rot in hell.

Many repukes will.

But some of them despise the foreign outsourcing and help people reach their full potential.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 07:21 AM
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2. I'm sticking around to claim earth as my own
can too!
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 07:22 AM
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3. I want to stay here as I have both within sight.
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muchacho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 07:22 AM
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4. I read once....
that someones idea of Heaven was waking up at a beautiful home and having the host state "Welcome to ther Playboy mansion, Tom Waits is playing in the piano bar."

That would cinch it for me.
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 07:25 AM
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8. But what if we got it assbackwards?
What if up is bad and down is good? For all their lives, folks who want to go to heaven have really been looking up at Hell...
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Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 07:24 AM
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6. We are already living in Hell
I'd like to try heaven for a change.
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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 07:27 AM
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9. That was my thought exactly!
:thumbsup:
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LittleApple81 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 07:28 AM
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10. When my father was dying, he said "If God refuses me entrance to
heaven, after all the hell I went through here on earth, I will get really, really pissed." (This when he said "no" to people asking him if he wanted to confess and get the last rites)
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 07:24 AM
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7. Purgatory

I'm wishy-washy
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 07:29 AM
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11. LOL
Sort of the Undecideds in the political world....
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Yogi Donating Member (648 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 07:36 AM
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12. I've always believed....
the road to hell is paved with republicans.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 07:41 AM
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13. I'll be sure to wear cleats then
and step down hard
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 08:14 AM
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14. With all the hate, pain and grief he allows to be done in his name
here, why would anyone want to go to heaven? Can you imagine what that place must be like? How could Hell be worse?
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LoverOfLiberty Donating Member (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 08:17 AM
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15. It depends
on which one my Mother goes to.
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 08:26 AM
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16. Heaven for the climate, hell for the company.
Somebody said it, I don't remember who. Coulda' been my avatar.
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masshole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 08:52 AM
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17. Billy Joel said it best
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, because sinners have much more fun.."
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xocolatl Donating Member (196 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 09:02 AM
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18. I don't believe in either place...
... although I do believe in God (not the white man with the white beard throwing lightening bolts) and am nominally Christian.

Can you imagine any place that is truly without suffering? I mean, if you plan on eating anything in paradise, then paradise isn't paradise for the creatures you are eating.
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