God must be a real prick!

[Gothic Sponge]

I'm watching C-Span and a caller just said "I support Bush because he is a man of god, and Kerry can't be trusted!" Who is this evil god? ;)

[Hubert Flottz]

1. You Know, I've thought the same damned thing!

Many times and for many different reasons! If Bush is a part of "God's Plan", then God had better go back to the drawing board!

[indigobusiness]

2. Sounds like the caller worships

The Mighty Favog.






Don Pardo: Come with us now, from the bubbling tar pits to the sulfurous wastelands, from the rotting forests to the stagnant northlands, to the land of Gorch.



Ploobis: I’m retired, and Iwant to go to bed...

Peuta: PLOOBIS!!! PLOOBIS!!



Ploobis: Uhhh... I just changed my mind on that.

Peuta: Come to bed!!

Ploobis: Don’t tell me what to do!

Peuta: You’re still drunk!

Ploobis: And you’re still ugly. We’re even.



Ploobis: Uh, yeah, uhhhhhhhhh, we’re even, ehhhhhhhh, um.



Scred: Hiya, hiya, Chief. I got the ice and the beer nuts, but they’re all out of lampshades.

Ploobis: Listen, Scred. Have a drink. I hate to drink alone.

Scred: Oh, nup, nup, nup, I’m seeing double already.

Ploobis: Well, then, both of you have a drink.

Scred: Aaaaaaagh!



Ploobis: There you go. That, that’s drinking like a man, friend.



Ploobis: Drunk like a man.

Scred: Naw, you forgot what planet you’re on! That’s drinking like a Snirch! He, he, he, he....

Ploobis: Oh, yeah, I forget how them Snirches drink.



Ploobis: You’re caught on me there, Scred!

Scred: Aaaaaagh!

Ploobis: Let go of me, aaagrrgh...



Scred: You know, you shouldn’t drink, though. Yeah, you should just lay offa that stuff!

Ploobis: All right. You’re fired! You get that, he got laid off the stuff! You, you see that? Heh, heh, heh!



Ploobis: Ehhhh, Scred.

Scred: Hmm?

Ploobis: Scred.

Scred: Yeah?

Ploobis: You know why I drink?

Scred: No.

Ploobis: It’s because I hate myself.

Scred: Oh. That explains why I drink! I hate you too!



Scred: Actually, actually, I’m only kidding. You’re my very favorite.

Ploobis: Yeahh?

Scred: Yeah. I just love bloated green things.



Ploobis: I like you too, see, Scred. I like, I like the way your neck and my hand are a perfect fit.



Scred: How convenient!

Ploobis: Wait a minute, Scred. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Scred: What?

Ploobis: Why don’t--why don’t--why don’t--listen, why don’t--why--why don’t--why don’t we go see The Mighty Flavog?

Scred: Oh, no! I got a better idea?

Ploobis: What’s that?

Scred: Yeah. Why don’t we go see The Mighty Flavog?

Ploobis: That’s a good idea! Let’s do that! Come on, let’s go.



Ploobis: Nope--it’s not that way. It’s the other way.

Scred: Over here.





Mighty Favog: This is The Mighty Favog.

Ploobis: That is The Mighty Flavog.

Scred: Yeah, sure is! He, he, he!! Hey, Mighty Favog! Me and my little dog Toto here want to go back to Kansas!!



Mighty Favog: You guys been hittin’ the sauce again.

Ploobis: Listen, uh--

Scred: No, just had a couple of drinks.

Ploobis: Yeah, yeah, lighten it up there, stoneface!

Scred: Stoneface! Stoneface! Yeah, he’s got a face that could stop a clock!

Mighty Favog: Stoneface?! Thou shalt not take the face of the Lord thy God in vain!



Mighty Favog: Heh. The mighty Oz has spoken.

[fortyfeetunder]

3. Confirmation we have a population of village idiots n/t

[merh]

4. Could it be ............ S A T A N!

thank you Church Lady!

[luaneryder]

5. * plays that so well.

All he has to do is invoke god and the people believe him. For once I'd like to hear what god it is that he worships. Besides the god of power, war, big money, corporation, corruption.

[Deja Q]

6. If these people thought of his actions from a wider perspective,

they'd see that * is the anti-Christ.

People think * is working for them. And, hoo-boy, are they wrong.