Did Bush get sh*tfaced today?

[Generic Other]

Earlier Suzanne Malveaux on CNN reported that he had fallen off his mountain bike in Crawford and reportedly sustained some bruises.

Yeah right. How come everytime he goes on bender--I mean a working vacation--he comes home bruised.

[Bluebear]

1. Yeah those Crawford toots--oops vacations are rough on him!

[Kahuna]

2. Uh... yeah.

:shrug:

[TrustingDog]

3. more bruises.... oiy!...

it's Rove and Poppy giving him a workout...
'I said do it this way'.... punch/unfff.
'I said to say it this way'.... smack/plummfff.

[loathesomeshrub]

4. I heard it was a $3000 bike he custom ordered, but yet can't ride!

[Not Me]

5. I thought he was busy all day today with 9/11 commission issues

with Condi at the ranch and the rest of the thugs on videoconference??

C'mon Faux...which is it?

[Wickerman]

6. oh no - he had his cabinet there

and they were laughi... err, going over the 9-11 panel reccs. No drinking, I'm sure the athelete in chief was only taking a brief break from the hard work of deceivin.... errr, running the country when he took a moment off and crashed his bike.

Either that or Dick was chasing him with a broken beer bottle and his presiduncy crashed his 'lil StingRay.

[Th1onein]

7. Yep, he got drunk and fell off his bike. What a LOSER!

I so want to go to Washington when Kerry takes over the White House, and ride that mother fucker Bush and all his neocon group, out of town on a rail.

[Endangered Specie]

8. Laura beats the shit out of him.

[onecitizen]

9. don't know about today........

but after seeing this tonight I bet he does!

[johnfunk]

10. Dry Drunk George, on his eternal bender

... will he take us down with him?

[cliss]

11. I know. isn't that

weird? Either this guy can't control himself on a bike, or he's falling over dead drunk, and he bonks himself on a coffee table.

Just weird.

[never_get_over_it]

12. OK this thread

has me ROFLMAO - WAY TOO FUNNY - THANKS isn't he always sh*faced?

[dweller]

13. well, ya gotta take in account the time difference

but if he heard Gore, Carter, Rev. Alston, and Hillary and Bill's speeches...?

yeah, he's going on an ugly bender tonite. Bet he gets mean too.

dp

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

14. Geez

I ride a mountain bike also but I've never spilled it. Taken some scrapes now and then. I even got smacked in the face with a blackberry bramble but I've always stayed upright.

Did anyone see the article about this on Yahoo? Bush compares himself with Lance Armstrong. Please!!!!!! G DUHbya the only thing you have in common with Lance Armstrong is you're both from Texas.

Come to think of it Armstrong is the real Texan. Bush was born back east.

[TroubleMan]

15. Did it "rain" again?

nt.