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Mon Jul-26-04 11:10 PM
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| Top Ten Things Republicans Are Doing Tonight (by me) |
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10. Trying to think of witty comebacks to "Send Me"
9. Drinking large quantities of Vodka, and looking up old lovers
8. Masturbating to old Reagan movies
7. Beating their spouses
6. Googling up old McCarthy speeches
5. Painting their yards red and screaming, "You won't get THIS Electoral vote!"
4. Trying to catch housepets for desperation sacrifices to Satan
3. Babbling incoherently on MSNBC
2. Standing in front of the mirror saying "I'm waaay cooler than Clinton"
and the Number One Thing Republicans Are Doing Tonight
1. Writing their columns for tomorrow's paper
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| Sparkly
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:11 PM
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| Scorpious_Maximus
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:12 PM
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Nice one.
Man... Clinton kicked some a** didn't he?
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:14 PM
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| 4. My usually non-political wife |
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was going crazy!
Yeah, it was good.
It was REAL good.
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:14 PM
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:15 PM
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| 5. Masturbating to old Reagan movies! |
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:16 PM
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Very good! Although the spouse beating thing is a little tough.
Good job!
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:20 PM
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I'm kind of mean, you know.
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:22 PM
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:16 PM
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:17 PM
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| 8. How bout taking it out on their wives? |
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:evilgrin:
I guess that falls under beating their spouses though.
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:21 PM
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...soiling their fine Sans-a-Belt Haband slacks.
And yes, that includes Karen Hughes. :)
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:21 PM
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| 11. That's a damn good list, my friend! |
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:25 PM
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| 13. Woah woah woah...those old Gipper movies ARE good masturbation material... |
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:41 PM
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| 14. Yeah, "Bedtime for Bonzo" takes me |
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right to the edge!
There's something about wooden acting...
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:48 PM
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Funny, I was doing number 4 earlier, before the convention. I suppose it worked!
(Just kidding of course. :p)
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Mon Jul-26-04 11:48 PM
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You should be writing for Letterman!
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Tue Jul-27-04 12:37 AM
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| 17. I am stealing this for our blog, |
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if you don't mind! http://www.blogfordemocracy.org/Way too funny to not spread around! |
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Tue Jul-27-04 07:00 PM
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| 18. Everything I post on this board |
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is up for grabs. Always take what you want.
If I can do ANYTHING to help you bloggers get our guys elected, I will be a happy man.
That goes for all DU'ers.
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Tue Jul-27-04 07:01 PM
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| 19. Also Googling old Hitler Speeches. |
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