"If I was President"

[Feanorcurufinwe]

I'd get elected on Friday
Call a peace treaty Saturday
Stop the war Sunday
Call the troops back on Monday



Good plan! A little ambitious, but I like it.

[JohnKleeb]

1. would you get me a slurpee while youre at it?

oh wait its a song.

[AVID]

2. thus starts a great night in Boston!!! nt

[Yogi]

3. Outstanding song

n/t

[realisticphish]

4. i noticed a couple times

he slipped into the actual words (one time he said buried on sunday); i know they had to change the tone, but i would've liked the original

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[VolcanoJen]

5. What a kickoff. It's going to be the best night, I think.

Wow...

[Sugarbleus]

6. You may be right. I'M STOOOOOOOKED!!!

WOOHOOOOOO

[fob]

7. I heard that when they were on The Chapelle Show, it's a great sentiment

but the election is always on a Tuesday, I don't understand the switch since it works well the correct way. I guess that's why I'm not a songwriter.

I'd get elected on Tuesday
Call a peace treaty Wednesday
Stop the war Thursday
Call the troops back on Friday

[qanda]

8. Well, these days you never know which day

The Supreme Court will choose their next president.

[Wind Dancer]

9. Oh so true!

[fob]

13. Good point! I totally missed the underlying message of the

bush*-sponsored election "postponement"!

[VolcanoJen]

10. But, the question is "If *I* was President."

"If I was President...
... get elected on Friday."

It's his dream. Let him at it. }(

[ET Awful]

11. I never new Wyclef sang . . . maybe I'm just out of the loop. . .

I've heard him rap before, but never sing.

He's got a great voice :)

[cosmicvortex20]

12. uh.. peace treaty with whom again?

Should be easy to locate Saddams cell to get the treaty signed.

[noonwitch]

14. I don't think it's realistic to expect overnight troop withdrawl

We have a certain responsibility to assist in rebuilding to some degree what our military destroyed. The mistake was in going there to begin with.

If I was president, I know what would be in my first few things to do, in order to generate some government revenue. I would legalize marijuana and prostitution, and require taxes on both. There goes the deficit!