Branjor
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Wed Jul-28-04 08:49 PM
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This e-mail from a Bush supporter friend of mine disgusts me. It's meant to be a joke, haha. Anyway, I am looking for some good ideas for a response or a link to something that would help in response to this.
Thanks in advance. Here it is:
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his beautiful, nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "No way, you're kidding me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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NMDemDist2
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Wed Jul-28-04 08:53 PM
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1. here's one you can send back |
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Political books have been a surprising hit on the bestseller lists, including both Bill and Hillary Clinton, Bill O'Reilly, Al Franken, Sean Hannity, Richard Clarke....
I can just imagine what next year's political bestseller list will be:
"What Went Wrong?: Memoir of a One-Term President" by George W. Bush (as told to Brit Hume)
"My President,My Husband" by Laura Bush and Condi Rice
"Coming Home: A Former VP's Humiliating Return to a Small Town in Wyoming Where He Never Actually Lived" by Dick Cheney
"Hey, Dubya, Quit Bringing Me Into This!" by God
"The Unknowable Me: The Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld" by Donald Rumsfeld
"The Presidency of George W. Bush" by Stephen King
"Expose: Condi's Bush" by Bob Guccione Penthouse Magazine
"Fun with Dick and George: A Children's Tale" by George W. Bush spelling assistance by Karen Hughes expletives added by Richard Cheney expletives expunged by Karen Hughes lesbian scenes added by Lynne Cheney lesbians scenes edited for accuracy by Mary Cheney lesbian scenes deleted by Karen Hughes the character "Spot" added by Laura Bush Spot episodes contributed by Rick Santorum Spot episodes removed by Karen Hughes
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Wed Jul-28-04 08:56 PM
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2. tell him you know that can't be true.. |
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because Barb & Jenna have chauffer/bodyguards in the secret service
:evilgrin:
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Wed Jul-28-04 09:49 PM
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nini
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Wed Jul-28-04 09:57 PM
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4. go get 'em... don't let him get away with this stuff |
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