RNC...gonna be boring...music what do you think it will be???

[greenbriar]

toby keith

Sousa


mililtary hail to the chief band???

[JaySherman]

1. God Bless America

Over and over and over and over and over...

[Chovexani]

4. Wonder if they'll dig up Anita Bryant to sing it

:eyes:

[Ann Arbor Dem]

20. Or Kate Smith...

:hi:

[POed_Ex_Repub]

2. Janes Addiction - "Caught Stealin'" n/t

[Chovexani]

9. ROFL!

Now I gotta go find that CD...

[blackcat77]

3. The Funeral March of the Marionettes...

:)

[Poiuyt]

14. Gooood Eeeevening

Cheney will have to put on a few more pounds.

[Grover Cleveland]

5. Kid Rock-American Badass!!! (nt)

[BurtWorm]

12. He'll do a rap version of Let the Eagle Soar.

:cry:

[greenbriar]

28. oh my god

I just spewed all over my screen

[greenbriar]

6. it won't be as exciting as this year's dem convention!!!

I predict it will be all stiff and boring.


their brightest moment will be with governor gropenator

[Endangered Specie]

7. Die Horst Wessel Lied

[DemWitch]

8. no doubt about it...

"The Angry American" will be there to sing about boots up asses. Lee Greenwood also, because everyone knows only repugs have the corner on being proud Americans. Maybe Asscroft will do a little ditty as well.

[BloodyWilliam]

10. Dead Kennedys! Holiday in Cambodia

Talking about the GOOD parts of outsourcing! :evilgrin:

[pbg]

11. Bruno!

Maybe Bruce Willis is gonna sing the blues like only he can!

[meisje]

13. asscroft

[Ilsa]

24. "Let the Beagles Fly"? eom

[Media_Lies_Daily]

15. Elvis:....

"I ain't nothing but a hound dog".

[DBoon]

22. Elvis has been dead since 1979

So having him sing at the RNC would be perfect!

[Media_Lies_Daily]

16. Clapton's "Cocaine".

[givemebackmycountry]

17. That's easy

EDITH PIAF

nuff' said.

[shawmut]

18. Pat Boone

[Media_Lies_Daily]

19. Something catchy from Wagner, perhaps "Götterdämmerung".

[Aftershock]

21. The Happytones

I Hate Republicans.

Hey, a man can dream, can't he? :D

[GainesT1958]

23. Lots of Donnie and Marie...

Along with Clint Black's war-profiteering song, Britney Spears, Ted Nugent...and maybe, just maybe, they'll let Glenn Campbell out of jail in Arizona for this one!:eyes:

Don't forget...on the big screen...a film clip of good Repub Bo Derek cavorting in the buff with orangutans in the Tarzan movie!:eyes:

B-)

[Beloved Citizen]

25. Bush's New Theme Song

"I'm a little baybee bumblebee..."

[SayitAintSo]

26. A Dirge.... n/t

[BurtWorm]

27. Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad (The Doo-Doo Chasers)

{G Clinton, G Shider, L Brown}

The world is a toll-free toilet
Our mouths neurological assholes
And psychologically speaking
We're in a state of mental diarrhea
Talking shit a mile a minute
Or in a state of constipated notions
Can't think of nothin' but shit
And in this world of
Stinky futures, shitty memories and
Constipated 19 now-nows
Emerges from the hiney of your head
The doo doo chasers,
The Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad
The prune juice of the mind
The doo doo chasers
Friends of roto-rooter
Bringing you music to get your shit together by
The band in the tidy bowl of your brain
(What was that long word again-Promental?)

A musical bowel movement
Designed to rid you of moral diarrhea
Social bullshit
Crazy do-loops
Mental poots

They call us the unflushables
One swipe a clean wipe
(Go flush it, fellas)

And what causes all of this shit?
What is the source of food for thought?
Ego-munchies
Images doggie bags
Me burger with I sauce on it
Me burger with I sauce on it
A myself sandwich
A personal burger
Hamburger
And a glass of constricted cola
Out to lunch with lunch meat
The fear of being eaten by the sandwich
The Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis-----
The doo doo chasers
Friends of roto-rooter
Music to clean your shit by

Low calorie logic
Muscle brain
Skinny brain

Count the calories of your thoughts
Funk, Confucius says
Like Chinese laxatives
Sweet and sour bowel movements
And in this world of stinky memories
Shitty futures
19 now nows-constipated-like
The prune juice of the mind
The band in the tidy bowl of your brain
Bringing you music to clean your shit by

Funk, the P-Preparation
The mental musical bowel movement
Groovalax
One swipe a clean wipe
And with no extra charge
A psychological trend
A neurological enema
Holy Shit
(let me try one-crap)
Corpolite
Prehistoric doo doo
Helping you get your shit together

[SoCalDem]

29. DANCE PARTY

SOME MUSIC:


SURPRISE GUEST PERFORMANCES BY


SOME JESUS


PETER, PAUL, & PEPE DANCE A BIT


LAURA GRABS THE JUG AND DANCES


LYNNE'S LESBIAN COWGIRL LINE DANCERS


THE FAITHFUL GET INTO THE GROOVE


REFRESHMENTS ARE SERVED


BARBARA BUSH IS NOT AMUSED


FUDick, UNFORTUNATELY IS A NO-SHOW.



GEORGE AND THE BODY DOUBLE SHOW UP


THE TRIPLETS UP FROM GO WILD WITH EXCITEMENT



AND THEN GEORGE DANCES

[Chovexani]

32. Oh my god my sides hurt

Too funny! :hi:

[newyawker99]

41. LMAO!!

Good job SoCal! :D

[LittleApple81]

30. WHO CARES? the media will make it sound like the EVENT OF THE YEAR

and will replace the background music if necessary... or say they don't need music because they are the most courageous, valiant, complete leaders, with all the compassion in the world for the fetus and concern for the effect of gay marriage on "civilized hetorosexual marriage" which must be the issues on all Americans' minds...because everybody has excellent jobs and millions in the bank.

[MichiganVote]

31. Will be a lot of praying-Bring on the Moonies Please!!!!!

[Kipepeo]

33. It will be one of the FABULOUS songs

from the "Billionaires for Bush," available on their new CD: http://www.billionairesforbush.com/store.php

Really, the chorale alone is worth the CD price. These people are standing up for corporate interests!! Won't you stand for them???

[JSJ]

34. 'when eagles whore'- john fascroft n/t

[shawmut]

35. Rumor has it JOYCE will be there!

[BurtWorm]

37. And she'll be worth every last penny!

All 50 of them!

[WilliamPitt]

36. Might be a surprise...Stevie Ray Vaughn played for Bush in '88

They pull good players from time to time.

Yeah...I know...the horror...

[SheepyMcSheepster]

43. awww, i didn't realize SRV played at a repub convention.

any idea as to what his political leanings were?
of course those were much different times.

[Swede]

38. Ted Nugent sings "Wang Dang,Sweet Poon Tang!"

Of course there's none there however.

[Old and In the Way]

39. Dyin' Crapshooter's Blues

would be appropos....

[Charlie Brown]

40. John Williams' Imperial March

[LTR]

42. Oak Ridge Boys

"El-VI-rah"!

[leesa]

44. Jesus loves me, that I know...

[terrya]

45. Lord, I hope it's not Ricky Martin. Enough of him goes a long way.