Can the Republicans "party" for four days??

[kentuck]

How will they fill all the time? Show re-runs of The Terminator? Let Pat Boone give a concert every night? Show old clips of Ronald Reagan speeches? If not, who can they get to speak without exposing their radical base?

[lovedems]

1. Don't forget a stand up routine from Dennis Miller!

I am sure he will be there, trying to be funny.

[ewagner]

2. Country-Music fest?

anybody want to wager about whether the Lee Greenwood song gets played at the Repub convention?

[kentuck]

4. Yeah, wonder who will sing their national anthem ??

Are there that many country singers that know the song??

[Parche]

9. lee greenwood

Everytime I hear that song, I want to hurl a cheney
They think that song is our National Anthem,

[blm]

3. Nobody snorts more cocaine than Repubs.

They just rarely get in trouble for it.

[ewagner]

5. Speaking of drug abuse....

El Rusho wasn't asked to speak this year was he?

Will he even attend?

[KansDem]

19. With Bush, Powell, and "others" on medications...

They'll need to start early, say about 2pm, in order to finish before drifting off into la-la land...:boring:

[Brian Morans]

6. Every whore in Babylon

will be working the hotels, I'm sure.

[hatrack]

20. Which pretty much answers the initial post's question!

Yes, Virginia, the Pukes can party for days and days and days - if the corset's tight, the stockings are right and the wife's out of sight!

[SoCalDem]

7. Dance Party !!! (caution..lots of pics)

Click on the picture to see the Party:)



or on the link

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1462472&mesg_id=1462472

[Arkana]

8. Well, there sure as hell won't be dancing or music

Cause Asscroft would have an aneurysm otherwise.

[grasswire]

10. there might be a lot...

...of military music for marching and heel-clicking.

[donsu]

12. Ash just might sing his eagle song

they will have the religious music stars on - they even do a kind of rock

[Solly Mack]

11. Oh now, don't let those water walkers and cross climbers fool ya

they live by "do as I say not as I do"...so they party..and then promptly deny it. lie about it. cover it up.

and before someone gets their bloomers in a wad.. water walker and cross climber are scathing ways of saying phoney christians

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. coke can let you party indefinitely

[fishface]

14. If they bring in enough hookers at the start.

No problemeo senior.

[doctorbombeigh]

15. Sure.. they can party if it's kinky...

Didn't they survey the sex workers from conventions past recently? As I recall, the Dems are, umm, energetic but fairly ordinary conventioneers. Republicans - lotta kink, lotta drink, drugs, whatever. They get wild.

From a purely partying standpoint - we can only hope that the Republicans tear it up in NYC and that some sharp kid catches 'em on tape.

[chiburb]

16. If they leave the wives at home, and bring Viagra, sure...n/t

.

[Logansquare]

17. C'mon, haven't you ever heard of Bohemian Grove?

Hookers renting tourist cabins, Alan Greenspan running around naked...

[terrya]

18. ...a gay porn star servicing their every need.

I cracked up when I read about that. :-)

[dissention]

21. I'm sure Stephen Glass

will have some stories for us about young Republicans snorting coke and getting drunk off the mini-bar in their room. ;)

Personally, I don't think Republicans can truly party unless they have women to rape, kids to molest, wives to beat, gay escorts to indulge in, or Santorum's beastiality video collection to watch.