I am just laughing at how *'s speech will compare!

[ButterflyBlood]

LMAO! I think it'll be about equivalent as the size of the moon to the size of Jupiter.

[Fenris]

1. One word: "Nucular"

:D He's gonna BLOW!:D

[BlackVelvetElvis]

2. That's reason enough to watch the RNC

Laughs galore!

[LiberalTechie1337]

3. No, asteroid to Sun

bush cannot speak worth a damn, even rehearsed

[Fenris]

6. Moon rock to Betelgeuse

[theoceansnerves]

4. guess what

it won't matter. the media will still spin it as a home run and better than kerry's, no matter how awful it is.

[RockaFowler]

5. Ghost Writers

Bush can't even write a speech himself. This man puts his heart and his guts into this speech. Bush will just spew the garbage that is written on his 3 x 5 cards.
We need regime change at home . . .

[name not needed]

7. Nucular, terra, librul, al kayada, iraq, saddam

Imagine 55 minutes of THAT, and you have the Thief in Chief's speech.

[kixot]

11. Don't forget "abu..abugrib...abu gureb... abu grib"

[name not needed]

15. abu garef

[Ilsa]

12. "gay marriage, abortion, flag burning, etc.

gotta keep them nervous about those wedgies.

[Ilsa]

8. And he'll only have James Bath

on the stage greeting him because no one else saw him on duty in Alabama.

[Tom Kitten]

21. don't forget...

the dentist....

[noahmijo]

9. Oh man he doesn't have a prayer

This is one of the greatest speeches I think I will ever hear in my life at least my young life.

Bush is toast you know he's looking at this speech and frantically popping those pills that he takes to keep him calm.

[liberalmuse]

10. Good God...

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! This is incredible! The entire 'value's' thing...shit, he's hit it out of the park! This is perfect!

[OpSomBlood]

13. Merka is safer. Merka is safer. Gathering threat. Nucular killerssss.

Merka is safer.

[JI7]

14. TERRA TERRA TERRA

[Kahuna]

16. He'll just merrily lie about his record.

That's what he does.

[trof]

17. "They hate us for our freedom."

um...Osama...NO!...um...gassed his own people...um...gay marriage...um...faith based...oh yeah, hate us for our freedom...did I mention nuculer?...and...um...hate us for our freedom.
There.
That's it.
Don't misunderestimate my strategery.
G'night and God Bless America.
Thank you.

[soothsayer]

18. RNC during mercury retrograde, waning moon, hee hee (astrologers

will get a good giggle out of this). Should be a real train wreck!

[pinniped]

19. That moran can't even memorize one sentence without help.

But I will have to read about it hear because the sight of that POS on my tv makes me ill.

[Old and In the Way]

20. Bush will videotape his acceptance speech.

He'll be "protectin' 'Merka" and won't be able to take time out to attend. That way they can parse together a coherent speech.