DRAFT GORE!!!

[Zomby Woof]

Hooboy, those were some FUN times. Now that my flame guns have long since cooled, how about we smoke a big peace pipe?

What a looooong, straaaange, trip it's been! :smoke:


Sanitized version:

Golly, I do not miss those bad, bad days on DU. I am better behaved now, so let us all hug,free of sexual connotations and drink glasses of water, shall we? Gosh!

[shawcomm]

1. Here's a flame:

How about we not use phrases that continue a stereotype of an oft-abused people?

[Zomby Woof]

4. ahh, first post in my thread

From a PC scold. :spank:

It was a pun, since I am a peace activist - but I expect that will go over your head too.

I never apologize to the likes of you. And dammit, I may have to flame someone yet before this thread is done.

[RetroLounge]

6. You've been scolded by mr 26 posts

Bad boy

:spank:

RL

[Zomby Woof]

7. no toy train set for me!

:spank:

[shawcomm]

10. Well, you guys just let me know what number of posts I need

before I can express distaste for puns based on demeaning phrases. I have a friend who put up with this BS all his life and it's more than mere PC to me.

[Zomby Woof]

12. I don't care about how many posts you have

I mock your lack of humor, not your post count.

I LIVE and WORK with Indians, and nothing would piss them off more than condescending sanctimony about "their people", etc. White liberal guilt bullshit.

Liberal sanctimony sucks as bad as the conservative flavor.

Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it. :smoke:

[Selwynn]

29. OOOOOOOOOOOOOO BURN!!!! ;)

Just kidding.

(well said) :)

[in_cog_ni_to]

2. What's in the peace pipe?

:smoke:

[Zomby Woof]

5. whatever you want

I am smoking coffee myself. I expect other DUers have their preferences. ;-)

[playahata1]

18. Open the coffee shop, ZW!

The usual. Black. With enough sugar.

[Zomby Woof]

20. absolutely!

I have a thread going in the Lounge.... the "Hope and Help are on the way!" Blend! :hi:

:donut: Here you go!

[playahata1]

25. Thanks!

Headed over to the Lounge right now! :hi:

[merh]

21. I tried smoking coffee, but I like my coffee with milk and when I add the

milk the flame goes out! :shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

22. You have to put the milk in the bong

It cools the coffee better that way for a smooth hit.

[merh]

23. Damn, I forgot about using a bong. I've just been trying it with a

pipe. Thanks for the heads up! :yourock:

[Must_B_Free]

19. I asked a Hopi sand painter

she said it's Tobacco, but pure unadulterated Tobacco, not like they make today.

"We smoke it and commune with the gods" she said.

[Blue_Roses]

3. Damn, isn't that the truth

to think of where we were this time last year...geeze...

[Zomby Woof]

8. never again!

Let us hope.

[Jackpine Radical]

9. Jeez, Zomby.

Been a long time since we helped each other out of the 700 Club with long, strung-out, meaningless posts. Glad to see you're carrying on the tradition. :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

14. It shall never die!!!!

:evilgrin:

Ironically, I am helping out a friend in the Lounge is seeking escape from the wretched refuse of the 700 Club. :beer:

[Wonk]

17. LOL

[Nevernose]

11. Shit, now I've got the Grateful Dead in my brain.

You're an asshole, and also probably the one who stole my Dick's Picks Volume Four.
:beer: :beer: :beer:

[Zomby Woof]

15. it isn't DU

If we aren't picking our dicks!

[Kal Belgarion]

13. Wow...

Remember the talk about the nine "dwarves"? Yeah, so very long ago...

[Zomby Woof]

16. they are all giants

And they shall stompeth Bush all to hell! :toast:

[VolcanoJen]

24. LMFAO... didn't see who started this thread before jumping in.

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[Zomby Woof]

27. that'll learn ya!!!!

:D

Thank you, ma'am, may I have another?? :spank:


HELP IS ON THE WAY!!! :bounce:

[JohnKleeb]

26. Send John Kerry

:D

[Zomby Woof]

28. Send JohnKleeb!!!

Some cookies! :D