when jenna bush was a little girl, a six pack fell in the water and

[democrat in Tallahassee]

her daddy bravely jumped in to save the poor little six pack; reports are there was mouth to mouth involved

[Native]

1. Excellent!

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Now That I F-----ing believe!

The man has KKKompassion and values and shit!

[JohnKleeb]

3. that was my joke somewhat

that Bush saved a beer but the beer was never the same.

[fob]

17. Yeah, it seemed sorta hollow inside after shrubya* finished his mouth to

mouth. Kinda like it's insides had been spilled, or something.

[k in IA]

4. That is funny!

:yourock:

[Bluebear]

25. hehehe

[bushalert]

5. HAHAHAHA....excellent!!!!!

[terrya]

6. Hee hee hee! Good one!

:-)

[Zomby Woof]

7. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

:D

[Mikimouse]

8. I heard a different version of that story...

I heard it was really cannilingus.:evilgrin:

[Eurobabe]

15. stop, you made me choke on my cereal!!

:D

[Jack Rabbit]

9. It was a backyard wading poor with 8 inches of water

That's about as brave as her daddy gets.

[Butterflies]

10. I love it! It's probably accurate too.

[johnnie]

11. The rest of the story

"Shrub then threw a fit because he forgot to take his coke stash out of his pocket before he jumped in".

[Jack Rabbit]

12. Alternate version of the story

Instead of jumping into the pool, because he was afraid of eight inches of water, he told little Jenna, "Relax, sweetie. Let it stay there. The water will keep in cold. Trust your daddy."

[Strawman]

13. Maybe she'll talk about how he rammed his car into the garage door

in a drunken rage.

[redqueen]

19. That sounds too believable to be on a joke thread. n/t

[Hutzpa]

14. F***king brilliant!!!!

:yourock:






:headbang:

[gratuitous]

16. I heard it was Jenna AND a six pack

He saved the six pack first, of course.

[Nlighten1]

18. Funniest thing I have read all day. BTW...

Is the "Late Night Library" still open in Tallahassee?

[stevedeshazer]

20. What kind of beer?

Hamm's ters?

[democrat_patriot]

21. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Kicked!

[guitar man]

22. LMAO!!

Did they split it or did * bogart the whole sixpack?

[Th1onein]

23. lol

good one..

[Dem2theMax]

24. This whole thread is a riot.

Thanks for the laughs. Glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
So messy on keyboard. :)

[Piperay]

26. I agree

ROTFLMAO. :bounce: