This leg of Bush's campaign billed as the "Heart and Soul Tour"??

[homelandpunk]

Are you fucking kidding me? My wife swears this is what they are calling it.
O jezuz where do I begin?
Neh, I'll let you guys have at this one.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

1. Yep that's what they are calling it

makes me want to tickle the ivories a bit, but I can't for the life of me figure out what they mean by it.

Someone posted an email they got from the chucklenuts campaign about this heart and soul thing and I read it and still don't get it.

I also listened to bits of his stumping today in Ohio (???) and still didn't hear the heart and soul link.

MAybe he's off his meds? Or his campaign people are? Let's not think bush has anything to do with any of this.

[Pachamama]

2. If Bushes "Heart & Soul" tour of America is as successful as the movie

a la Disney, then he's in big deep doo-doo...

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=daily&id=americas...

The Emperor has no clothes! :bounce:

[Career Prole]

3. Heartless and Soulless Tour...

The giant flightsuit picture on the side of the bus must be covering part of the sign.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. HAHAHAHA! Now he's lying about having a heart or a soul!

Fargin bastid.

[JohnKleeb]

6. now I know why Cheney's heart fails on him

[BeatleBoot]

5. As Long As You Can Get a Ticket To It

then you too can be a member of the Heart and Soul of America.

You are either with them or against them.

[Kinkistyle]

7. Just like in that movie Tom Hanks "Big"

The song "Heart and Soul" played a considerable part in it. The movie was about a child who's wish to become an adult comes true. Just like our poor little prezdunt, an adult with a child-like mind.

[nostamj]

8. here's the WHY, and it is typically petty and stupid....

when they had the Radio City Musical Hall event where Whoopie got such flack, Kerry called the performers, "The Heart and Soul of America"

and THAT's why chimpco is doing this. to be snide/cute.

and, because they have NOTHING else.

the speech was still TERRORFEARTERRORFEARTRUSTMEPEACEFULSAFERTERRORTERRORTERRORFLIPFLOP

[Tight_rope]

9. I won't recommend anyone see the trash...We've all had enough

of the Bushes. Why would I pay to go see Bush lie in a movie when I don't even watch him lie on TV and it's "FREE"!...

[stanwyck]

10. Exactly who is supplying

the soul? Maybe I'm a hopeless white woman, but I associate "soul" with black R+B singers. I can't imagine people more removed from "soul" than the Bushies.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Clarence Thomas, Alan Keyes and JC Watts starring as the Pips

[Benhurst]

12. Cheney's desperately searching for a heart and Dubya's

trying to find a soul.

[AlCzervik]

13. Now they just need to find some courage and brains

[enki23]

14. sure. cheney's mechanical heart, and bushie's cardboard soul

sounds about right.

[sundog]

15. Heart & Soul of Satan Tour 2004

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[Enraged_Ape]

16. This little bastard has no soul

And as far as the heart, I'll be happy to put a stake in it at the polls on Election Day this November, along with every "likely" voter I know.

[Jade Fox]

17. Wait, I thought he was the War President!!

Its obvious they're trying to make Bush seem cuddly now. These guys
are the true flip-flopers. The old flight-suited Bush image is failing, especially
wit' the chicks, so let's get him on Dr. Phil!

Its not gonna work. Bush is not a heart and soul type. This is a guy who
yucks it up pretending to be someone about to be put to death by the
state and begging for a stay of excecution. Makes ya wanna hug him, don't it?

[sundog]

18. Iron Heart & Soul Tour 2004: Coming soon to a dinner theater near you

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[sundog]

19. Co Starring the New Christy Minstrels

[Bozvotros]

20. These are the lyrics

I think these lyrics sum up the way *'s dwindling bootlicks feel about him.....

(words by bozvotros, music by Hoagy Carmichael)

Heart and soul, we fell in love with you
Heart and soul, the way a fool would do,
madly
Because you melt my mind
And even rob me blind

Heart and soul, you beg to be adored
We lose control, and tumble overboard,
Badly
You speak your stupid lies
As We lemmings try to fly.

Oh! but your limbs were jerking, and your lips were smirking
With all all your duties shirking

I can't see, what you have done to me
Look at me, I'll even let you do me.
madly
Those little votes you stole
Held all my heart and soul

[BayouBengal07]

21. He's saying HE stands up for the true heart and soul of America,

whereas Kerry's "heart and soul of America" is Liberal Hollywood.

Its all bullshit...last time I checked the Halliburton board room was not the heart and soul of America.